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« on: August 05, 2008, 08:18:50 am »

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 03:24:35 pm »
I think you had her at "interspecies communication". Duke Cherry is such a great name, Ol' Jack really has a knack for aliases.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 04:41:13 pm »
Hahaha yeah, the "cherry" name works pretty well. And yes, agreed on the dolphin line - good use of the "ahoy there" to start a bunch of calls!
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 06:07:17 pm »
Ha ha ha...

Woman: "For how many?" 
Jack: "Batman." 
Woman: "I'm sorry?"
Jack: "Nothing."

Woman: "What's your last name?"
Jack: "You ready?"
Woman: "Yes, sir."
Jack: "Baatman."
Woman: "Can you spell that for me?"
Jack:  "Yes.  B-A-T-M-A-N... T"

Woman:  "... Can I get a last name for all the people?"
Jack: "Yeah.  You ready?  (sigh...)  BATMAN!" 

Truly a work of art  ... Batman! 

I tried to give it a "55" on the rating system for the Batman stuff, but unfortunately it looks like I'll have to just give it a 5.  Nice interaction with the sandwich girl too. 

Girl:  "Do you want me to read aaaaaaall the sandwiches?
Jack:  "Yeeeessssss!"
Girl:  "There's a whole bunch of them..."
Jack:  "YES!"
Girl "Oh boy..."
Jack: "Yeah.  Boy.  Right?"


Keep up the great work!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 10:09:28 pm »
lmao, I literally laughed my ass off, what an awesome call(s).  cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 11:47:05 pm »
My God, this is phenomenal. I was sooo seeing it coming. The Batman music in the background. The woman asking "what is your name?". The background music. Jack saying "Are you ready?" and then the silence. It's like he was waiting for the music to reach his climax and then say "BATMAN". Kudos.

And then the sandwich woman " You want me to read you all the sandwiches?" and he yells "YEEES!" The timing there was PERFECT. Then she says "Oh boy" and he says "Yeah... boy". Another excellent mark. And then the shot and the dog. Jesus.... What a nightmare. The woman listing the sandwiches and the baby crying in the background. It's too much.

"Lobster dinner"
"No"
"Pleeease?"
"Ok, can I get your name?"
"No"
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 05:44:17 pm »
haha i loved the random "Batman" here and there - especially the drawn out version - "sigh.. Baatmaan!"
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 04:35:59 pm »
I nearly pissed myself laughing during this call, particularly with the woman listing the sandwiches. I'm not kidding. Oh my god. You guys are geniuses.
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 08:19:42 pm »
I think this one really picked up after the first call.
the "SUCK IT!!!!" in between calls and asking for an order on a date 3 years ago were the highlights
4.5 / 5 keep the calls coming grin
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 03:18:31 pm »
LOL nice clip with the dolphin, and the sandwich girl was funny
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