#224 - Jack is An Enterprising Fellow (8:56)

[jackulator]

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[Baggins]

Another good one. When he asked what site you were from you should of used the "This is the Jackulator 9000" line.

[jackulator]

that's exactly what I thought when I was listening earlier - would have been a perfect time

[metalboss44]

Hahahahahaha,


'you want a charger' 'for what date'

'AALLL DAYY' 'TODAY!'


'im sorry we dont have any chargers'  'WHY?'

'it will be noted in my log, YOURE LYING!'

[Harry Horscoch]

When calling in reference to a car you should use "LUXURY". It would be one instance where it would actually be appropriate.

That last guy had a sense of humour.

[Beutelkatze]

you gotta love picard 
very well done

[stu]

friggin hell, the last guy is the only one with a sense of humour!!

[buster01]

Wow I never expected Patrick Stewart to make an appearance on a Jack call. "Let's collaborate."

[jackulator]

did your husband fill your cunt with bird shit? 

[buster01]

Ok pal let's have us a big fight and then maybe I'll use your thick skull and knock a hole in the wall . What do you think?

Haha. Seriously dude that's disgusting.

[marleycake]

jack is so batman crazy ahah 

the random outbursts

"im actually screwing hiswife"

sughhh ...