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« on: September 11, 2008, 11:36:56 am » |
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dannydevito
not Bob Hoskins
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 12:01:22 pm » |
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*animal abuse* Good, nice, great, nice, exciting
Oh! I got it! You were talking about your dog." I love that line.
Good call, that girl was confused.
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R2Bl3nd
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 12:05:30 pm » |
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"What happened to your dog" "I....I uh....I beat the SHIT out of him!"
Classic. Absolutely brilliant!
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prankyoudude
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 02:26:11 pm » |
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"What happened to your dog" "I....I uh....I beat the SHIT out of him!"
Classic. Absolutely brilliant!
best line in that call lol |
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World Circus
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2008, 02:11:06 am » |
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your calls lately have not been great(pizza italiano 2 was good) but i gotta say thats one of the best ones I have heard in a while. "I beat the shit out of him"... classic!
I am surprised she still talked to you after that line, especially about the type of dog you wanted.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2008, 06:57:48 am » |
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"I'm talkin to my LIFE..."
The loop of Jack beating his dog then:
"Yea good nice, thrilled exciting... you don't have to wait with me"
and her nervous
"uhh yea, what kind of dog are you looking for"
"This is the humane society"
"Yeaaaa, well that makes two of us!"
Explaining how he beat the shit out of his dog, while she already heard it on the phone, god damn thats priceless.
this call is definitely one of the best Jackulator calls I've heard in awhile. HAHAHAHAH!!!! Is it ok if I put this on youtube?
"SEE? I DID!"
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 01:48:13 pm » |
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big dog?
big big big big
We werent talking about my dog
oh...uncomforable pause
the quotes were well timed and well chosen
best call for a while!
were you planning on photographing it?
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2008, 10:31:53 pm » |
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Another excellent call Jack
quite a comeback!
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2008, 10:48:33 pm » |
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prankyoudude
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 09:19:56 pm » |
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haha that ll cool j was awesome back then now he sucks
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 10:37:34 am » |
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This was a really entertaining call, nice job, the girl was so confused! You really had her going. Of course introducing yourself as "Jack Nicholson" helps too!!
And i echo the others' sentiments regarding the "I beat the shit out of him" line - great!!
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 10:40:24 pm » |
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*BARK BARK*
Can you do that?
Do what?
*BARK*
That.
hahahaha!
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2008, 04:39:49 pm » |
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that woman was dumb, jack said he wanted a luxury dog and she still asked what he wanted. I would really not like to be jack's dogs  They all seem to meet violent and tragic ends. |
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Lando Wolfcake
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2008, 03:29:28 am » |
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"OK, you need a dog for what?"
"ahhh... luxury."
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Melvin Udall
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 07:02:28 am » |
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Fantastic call, i love how she thinks jack is senile, she reminds him who he called and she thinks he called to talk about her dog  |
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2010, 09:08:25 am » |
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"What happened to your dog" "I....I uh....I beat the SHIT out of him!"
Classic. Absolutely brilliant!
best line in that call lol Yeah  |
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marleycake
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2010, 04:39:28 am » |
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Another Classic |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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