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« on: July 11, 2007, 05:44:58 pm » |
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'bill clinton needs a tow job' 
DOWNLOAD: download 'Bill Clinton Needs A Tow Job'
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 07:21:44 pm » |
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Haha, it's so funny how he says "I screwed up my car. We're stuck in the ditch.
Help."
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 07:35:10 pm » |
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Oh man, that was so good. Awesome soundboard.
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 07:58:36 pm » |
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Funny shit! Hope you make more bill clinton ones some time soon lol.
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 03:46:50 am » |
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nice, is that all we get for today?  |
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 08:03:54 am » |
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Yes, but unfortunately I've only got the explanation in three or four different places "It ain't nothin' but the biggest fuckin' river in the state." |
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 02:33:35 pm » |
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One of your best calls! You gotta make more clinton ones soon!
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 03:52:20 am » |
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wow that was su-puyb!
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 11:19:21 pm » |
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moe: "...what comes after 75?"
larry: "76"
moe: "that's the spirit!"
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lawyer: "...drop the vernacular"
curly: "vernacular - that's a doiby"
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2007, 02:32:40 am » |
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"john paul hammersmith" haha
great that you had all those names ready - hilarious
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 05:46:03 pm » |
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I must say that I enjoy Clinton's creepy chuckle. Nice job.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2007, 11:15:16 am » |
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A buddy of mine and I listened to this last night...My buddy, upon hearing this for the first time, nearly fell on the ground laughing at the "My cock is wet" and "my cock is broken" - 5 star call!!
HAHAHAHA "My dick weighs a respectable 6 pounds..."
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 04:34:13 pm » |
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hahahaha  that's great to hear - always love to hear about property damage and/or personal injury resulting from our calls |
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2008, 02:02:51 am » |
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Holy SHIT this was hilarious. My favorite Clinton call - I swear every Clinton call is PERFECT.
"An ominous name...Billy Clinton from Arkansas."
I'm crying.
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2008, 05:30:44 am » |
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that's awesome man they are too much fun to do as well |
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2008, 01:24:32 pm » |
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"My cock is broken..my cock is wet" hahaha
She was like so confused if it was really Bill or not.
He likes to talk about his cock a lot...lol...Where did you get that sound from? XD
Deanna Troy..that's very off topic..lol
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2008, 02:36:13 pm » |
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he said 'Mike Dukakis' a few times in his audiobook
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 12:25:26 am » |
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"An ominous name, BILL CLINTON OF ARKANSAS"
You're not really the ex president
"YES"
"TO PUT IT MILDLY"
"BILL CLINTON"
"MYCOCK IS BROKEN"
"THINGS WEREN'T GOING SO WELL FOR MY COCK"
"JUSST A SECOND, MY COCK IS WET"
This has got to be one of the best soundboards ever made.
"Deanna TROI"??!! I can't believe I missed that the first time. How did you make that one
President Bush said we can't do your tow
"PRESIDENT NIXON SHOULD BE IMPEACHED"
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 03:30:21 am » |
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"An ominous name, BILL CLINTON OF ARKANSAS"
You're not really the ex president
"YES"
"TO PUT IT MILDLY"
"BILL CLINTON"
"MYCOCK IS BROKEN"
"THINGS WEREN'T GOING SO WELL FOR MY COCK"
"JUSST A SECOND, MY COCK IS WET"
This has got to be one of the best soundboards ever made.
"Deanna TROI"??!! I can't believe I missed that the first time. How did you make that one
President Bush said we can't do your tow
"PRESIDENT NIXON SHOULD BE IMPEACHED"
Those are some good lines..hahaha I'd also like to know how you made him say Deanna Troi? |
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 01:51:55 pm » |
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I looked through the pdf file for his book and found a couple of instances of 'Troy', and he said 'Indiana' 29 times - so that's probably how it happened
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 02:11:28 pm » |
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I looked through the pdf file for his book and found a couple of instances of 'Troy', and he said 'Indiana' 29 times - so that's probably how it happened
oh that's clever |
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 10:16:59 pm » |
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What was she talking about with "President Bush said we couldn't do the tow" ? did she call up the White House and see if it's okay for them to tow Bill? I'm confused with where that came from.
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 10:59:10 pm » |
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I think it may have been because the conversation had turned presidential - at some point bill said, "The bush administration announced that the budget deficit would be even higher than previously estimated. Ha ha! That's impossible!"
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2008, 02:29:42 pm » |
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I don't understand the guy at the towing place..He really wasn't helping at all. Usually people call there TO GET THEIR AUTOMOBILE TOWED..Wouldn't the guys next line been do you need us to go out there and tow you out?
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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2009, 06:09:22 pm » |
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Genius!
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Big big big big big big jumbo luxury. Can you do that?
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« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2010, 02:36:27 pm » |
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She almost believed it was Bill Clinton then he starts rambling about his cock! |
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2011, 04:06:13 pm » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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