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« on: July 13, 2007, 12:22:19 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 02:51:00 am » |
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some of us have good stories, great times, noodle salad, not me she's a bitch *crash* might be easier if you were gay I LOVE THIS
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 04:51:59 am » |
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"THIS ISNT REALITY TV" good to hear something from the departed nice calls
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:47:05 am » |
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The return of Tom Jackson!
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:21:13 am » |
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HAHA loved the Departed quotes!! You really sprinkled them in there, they worked so well. I noticed you used something from the "whaddya think, we're in the fuckin habadashery business?"
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 10:33:18 am » |
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HAHA loved the Departed quotes!! You really sprinkled them in there, they worked so well. I noticed you used something from the "whaddya think, we're in the fuckin habadashery business?" yeah - I'm pretty psyched - there's like 20 or 30 new wavs that I'll be using quite regularly
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 02:43:13 pm » |
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lol jack shouldnt be married anyway hes a ladies man
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 05:52:17 pm » |
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lol yeah..she's a living work of art...sh-sh-shes a BITCH!!! *crash* haha so random, great stuff :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2007, 01:54:37 am » |
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Oh my God, HAHahahaha, that "THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!" line is just fucking nasty. It's too much.
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2007, 04:56:15 pm » |
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You should've used "Just a little problem with the ol' sperm bank upstairs. Nothing I can't handle though" from The Shining.
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2007, 05:32:50 pm » |
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I don't have anything from the Shining yet unfortunately - but yeah, there'd be a veritable shitload of stuff for the divorce miniboard in that movie - good call
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 12:50:50 am » |
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wow, i just read that..thinking back i don't remember anything from the shining in any of your calls, but i'm shocked that you don't have any shining quotes in the jackulator..could use alot of stuff from his interview and when he's at the bar for some great lines
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 10:42:24 pm » |
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You can hear that last woman saying "Poor guy" when Jack is sobbing about his wife's cheating... but she's a bit more curt with her "Okay" reply after his big sobaroo over no good times and noodle salad!
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 11:06:33 pm » |
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WOW!! Yeah... amazing. The first paralegal was confused for sure. She asks early on if the call is in the up-and-up and you make Jacky get confused. Then just before you really lay it on her you run the perfect line apologizing if, 'everything didn't seem to be on the up-and-up'.
It's cool to be a Baby Jack listening to your archives and hearing how your mega board and calls have evolved! Six stars if I could.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 04:48:07 pm » |
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WOW!! Yeah... amazing. The first paralegal was confused for sure. She asks early on if the call is in the up-and-up and you make Jacky get confused. Then just before you really lay it on her you run the perfect line apologizing if, 'everything didn't seem to be on the up-and-up'.
I know, un-fricken believable that you landed that line on her...my god your board has a ton of stuff on it, hahaha. It's funny how at the end of that call you ask her if we are in business and she just says "sir, I've got your appointment", she seems to have had it with you, lol.
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 05:34:44 am » |
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...It's cool to be a Baby Jack listening to your archives and hearing how your mega board and calls have evolved!... amen brother - that's why I'm not overly concerned about having the site explode or anything - I'd like there to be at least three times as much content first - that way new people would have to listen for months before they'd heard everything about the 'up and up' thing - we LOVE shit like that - as soon as she said it, my brother and I almost jumped and immediately started looking for it - but believe it or not, it took almost until the very moment I said it to find it on the board (while trying to maintain the conversation at the same time) so yeah, there's so much stuff on the board that for something obscure like that it can take some time to find, but it's great when you do
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2008, 05:33:27 pm » |
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...It's cool to be a Baby Jack listening to your archives and hearing how your mega board and calls have evolved!... amen brother - that's why I'm not overly concerned about having the site explode or anything - I'd like there to be at least three times as much content first - that way new people would have to listen for months before they'd heard everything about the 'up and up' thing - we LOVE shit like that - as soon as she said it, my brother and I almost jumped and immediately started looking for it - but believe it or not, it took almost until the very moment I said it to find it on the board (while trying to maintain the conversation at the same time) so yeah, there's so much stuff on the board that for something obscure like that it can take some time to find, but it's great when you do I just made an account like yesterday..but I've been listening to your board almost since it first started. I just never made an account to post comments. but now I'm determined to be a high poster.
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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2008, 05:42:15 pm » |
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yeah - a few of the new people are amazing posters, yourself included of course!
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2008, 05:44:43 pm » |
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yeah - a few of the new people are amazing posters, yourself included of course!
Well like I've said..I've basically listened to every call..I've just never commented. I'm not a newbie in the least bit. =)
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 03:05:10 pm » |
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She came home wasted last night, she was gonna give my queer neighbor a blowjob.
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