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LOW-FI DOWNLOAD (for dial-up users): download lowfi dial-up versionsorry about the quality - the lady on the call's voice was very quiet on the recording so I had to boost the audio considerably, plus at some point she asked jack to talk louder and roy turned the volume up - but never turned it back down -- the good news is you can still hear what jack's saying |
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Bill Lumbergh
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 09:10:08 am » |
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I choked on a waffle during this one, hope your happy. LOL WELL done sir, genius call.  |
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 09:23:12 am » |
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are you tight? she gasped at that quote  |
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 09:25:01 am » |
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yeah - so did I - that's pretty crass - even by jack's standards
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Bill Lumbergh
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 09:30:03 am » |
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Yeah she was a real trooper hangin in there for 20 min with jack.
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 10:02:32 am » |
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'are you tight?"  her reaction is priceless! |
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 10:17:39 am » |
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I can't believe she actually said to her co-workers, "he just asked me how tight I am!"
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Lando Wolfcake
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 11:19:44 am » |
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"My wife... Helen... passed away very suddenly from a blood clot in her sandwich" HA |
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 01:29:18 pm » |
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You shot her why? she masturbate...well ughhh it was a xmas present
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 03:59:49 pm » |
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She reminds me of the Arby's girl.
Why did you just give her YOUR number, and when she calls you can say; "what the hell are you talking about lady?"
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 04:56:48 pm » |
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that'd be great - except then she'd have my number  |
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 07:02:22 pm » |
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"how does a girl masturbate?!" the fuck planet's this woman from!  |
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 12:51:02 am » |
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"Are you tight?"--Excuse me!!.... I'm talking to my grandmother LOL |
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 02:22:06 am » |
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She comes across as somewhat humorless at times, and she's not as much fun as Erica from the "caffeinated turkey" call, but it takes a special sort of character to remain on the phone with Jack for twenty minutes. |
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2008, 12:59:41 pm » |
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"My wife Helen passed away very suddenely from a bloodclot in her sandwich" Why'd you shoot and kill your sister? "it was a christmas present" |
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 09:13:13 am » |
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my new favorite call  all the best quotes have been quoted so i cant say anything or can i goddamit... |
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 12:17:35 pm » |
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Oh my dear sweet Lord I almost died. One of the most hilarious calls I've heard in a long time. That lady just wouldn't give up. Hahaha |
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 04:40:03 pm » |
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I couldn't believe it when she went through that whole list of people. Her short term memory is very impressive! I hate that in a Woman.  |
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 10:27:51 pm » |
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"my wife Hellen died of a sudden blood clot in her sandwich"
Jack: "fuck-buddie"
Girl: "What?! did you just call me an F-buddie?!"
Jack: "yea"
this call is great, from begining to end, but that bit at the end where i thought she hung up confused me.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2008, 05:42:55 am » |
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does talking upset you?
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lmao blood clot in her sandwich
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« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2008, 02:57:38 pm » |
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boy, I thought the jig was up at around 1:42 with "are you a real person?"
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2008, 03:39:36 am » |
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When she asked how a woman masturbates, I would have died laughing that very moment if you had said anything about a concrete dildo.
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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2008, 11:46:58 am » |
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good thinkin man  |
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2008, 03:55:58 pm » |
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Wow, the whole gang was almost there...too bad the midwives and the lizard couldn't make it to the party, also the certificate of authenticity.
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2008, 10:45:55 pm » |
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Also sadly MIA was the animal, car, prognosis, baby, house, ass, and age. The gang's not quite all here.
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2008, 10:56:50 pm » |
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yeah - I think you guys got em all - wasn't there also a queer neighbor or a female flight attendant in there somewhere?  |
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2008, 10:56:42 pm » |
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Whoa, this was made of pure talent, as soon as she mentioned something, you got it in there straight away, even Jim Carey got in there, crazy fast. I do this kinda thing in games, so i know what it's like to suddenly hear a reference and have to instantly find the sounds position, such fun hehe.
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