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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:45:52 pm » |
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nice  i think u posted this in the wrong section though, it is a compilation after all |
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 10:38:56 pm » |
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Ahahaha
"How many rooms"
"Who knows"
3 rooms for 11 people haha. Calling the 2nd person sister. "I farted"
"You know these calls are being recorded"
"My Cock" "Bullshit"
These are the most professional soundboard calls I've heard so far. Absolutely classic.
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 10:43:54 pm » |
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...These are the most professional soundboard calls I've heard so far. Absolutely classic. thanks man - seriously that's a great compliment - however, professional would imply that we are being paid, which we are not, nor will we likely ever be for what we do on this site. :cry: |
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 09:16:28 am » |
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That is a great soundboard man.
"I am not going to find just a single room to occupy the 11 of you" :lol:
"You understand this call is being recorded"
"Mycock-You don't get surly"
"You bitch, on a much larger scale"
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 09:36:23 am » |
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not professionally done, expertly done, an expertise implies that you are not trained and paid for it, you're just really good at it. Fight like a man, that's a big old bitch.  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 11:12:51 am » |
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Haha, you should make another of those discussion clips like the one with John Candy and Jack, but use Clinton. That would be hilarious.
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 11:49:30 am » |
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Haha, you should make another of those discussion clips like the one with John Candy and Jack, but use Clinton. That would be hilarious. my brother asked me to do that a few months ago - for a bit he wanted to put together for cable access - a 'live' interview with Bill, but I told him I was too busy - so he's just gonna get the audio and make it himself - if he ever gets around to it I'll post it here |
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 01:35:08 pm » |
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HAHAHA these calls were hilarious!!!!! =D
"I'm gay with gusto!"
"Just a second! My dick is wet!"
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2007, 01:34:43 pm » |
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"that's a big ol bitch" "you bitch on a much larger scale" lol |
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2007, 08:23:28 am » |
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Great call.
Can you make Hillary calls? I think it would be funny if she was calling people asking for their vote and such.
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 08:50:30 pm » |
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You should do something based on the "communism" quote. Along the lines of "Are you a part of communism?"
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 10:55:13 pm » |
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"I couldn't do it and make my communism." haha - believe it or not - I just fixed up the Murray board the other day, Clinton was next - I was gonna make another couple of business pages so he could call for something other than a hotel or a tow truck - taking houseman's idea about using Hillary for the upcoming election charade - something with Bill and communism might be funny too
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 11:55:17 am » |
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quit givin me shit - h aha h aha
my cock - weighed in at 6 pounds on a 32 inch frame lololol
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 06:06:02 pm » |
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"I couldn't do it and make my communism." haha - believe it or not - I just fixed up the Murray board the other day, Clinton was next - I was gonna make another couple of business pages so he could call for something other than a hotel or a tow truck - taking houseman's idea about using Hillary for the upcoming election charade - something with Bill and communism might be funny too
Definitely. I think anything relating to the "Bush Administration" that we hear in "Bill Needs a Tow Job" would be hilarious, people would probably have a lot to say about it. |
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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2007, 06:09:59 pm » |
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yeah haha - just in the knick of time too hehe...
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 12:01:59 am » |
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another gem
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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2008, 01:26:28 am » |
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I thought it was awesome how as soon as the woman said "Sir do you know this is being recorded?" Bill started talking about his cock just to piss her off, it was basically pimp-slapping her 'cos she was trying to intimidate him haha.
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2008, 01:57:58 am » |
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Bill was being polite for the most part and she was getting testy with him, so when she started making threats it only seemed fair to give her something to actually be riled up about
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2008, 02:26:09 pm » |
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Bill likes to say bitch A LOT..lol "That's a big ol bitch" "we've got cocks in the lobby" "You're fucking drunk" What a filthy mouth. That was within 10 seconds I think..hahaha  Love your Clinton calls Jack! |
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2008, 02:28:13 pm » |
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Around 300 seconds in..that was weird..was she making noises to ignore you? hahaha
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2008, 11:52:23 pm » |
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"A larger pattern of errors. That's exactly what my grandfather was." swampland. |
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2008, 06:58:36 pm » |
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The Bill ones are definitely my favourite. Some great calls in there. that sining woman was annoying though, ignoring Billy like that.  |
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2008, 10:33:05 pm » |
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tell me about it - like how friggin' unprofessional do you have to be to start singing to yourself when someone's trying to make a reservation - i hope her manager kicked her ass for it
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 02:03:22 am » |
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2 years and i don't know how many listens later, this one still baffles me.
"and how many nights will you be staying? doo da doo da do la la la do da la do da dooo la la lo LA LA LO DOO DA DO DO DA LA LA LO"
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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 07:02:42 pm » |
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Thats a big ol' bitch
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YOU DON'T GET IT!!
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« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2010, 02:53:18 pm » |
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You don't get it... coward... You're fuckin drunk, quit givin me shit, don't bitch about it... What? What? I can't see how you get away with insulting everyone so much... when I prank call no one gives me a chance, perhaps I suck or I should try a business |
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2010, 11:57:59 pm » |
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nah - have to be willing to do a few hundred calls to get one funny one - once you're that dedicated it seems to just happen somehow
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2010, 03:15:53 am » |
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quit giving me shit, dont bitch about it good morning -shut up- hahah  always love wen bill does that part of a larger pattern of errors thats exacly what my grandfather was ..SWAMPLAND |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2010, 06:28:46 pm » |
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quit giving me shit, dont bitch about it good morning -shut up- hahah always love wen bill does that part of a larger pattern of errors thats exacly what my grandfather was ..SWAMPLAND the swampland thing -- that's one of my favorite lines of any of the boards |
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« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2010, 08:54:31 pm » |
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Is this from an audiobook? It almost sounds like bill is reading these lines
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2010, 01:33:27 am » |
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Is this from an audiobook? It almost sounds like bill is reading these lines
yeah it's from his memoirs 'My Life' I actually have probably thousands of lines for him, and I only did halfway through one of six discs in the set... so if I ever got around to it, there's tons more stuff -- and all crystal-clear audio too, which is one reason audiobooks are fantastic for making soundboards -- especially books where people are voice acting, like the Meryl Streep audiobooks I've got hehe |
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2010, 08:38:47 pm » |
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i request more clinton calls please |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2010, 11:09:54 pm » |
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lady- you know this call is being recorded BILL- my cock! lololololo |
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« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2014, 01:07:33 am » |
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Listened to this one after years of it releasing again and I still love this one. The last minute or so was the best! "Which hotel?" "I don't care!" |
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