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« on: May 26, 2007, 03:49:36 am » |
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2007, 04:49:23 pm » |
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welp, ive now listened to every last call of yours over the course of about 6 hours, do you guys offer addiction services? :shock:
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2007, 05:17:43 pm » |
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hahahaha lol - Jackaholics Anonymous?
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 05:27:01 pm » |
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lucky you joined when you did - with that kind of stamina, and I'm no doctor, but if you'd waited a few more months to join you'd have been in serious danger of developing acute abdominal strain, possibly a hernia from laughing for 8 hours straight
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 05:56:58 pm » |
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LOL, can you at the very least refer me to dr. rp mcmurphy?!
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 06:03:24 pm » |
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he's busy choking Nurse Ratched right now - he'll get back to you after his labotomy if the Chief doesn't smother him with a pillow first
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 06:24:03 pm » |
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he's busy choking Nurse Ratched right now - he'll get back to you after his labotomy if the Chief doesn't smother him with a pillow first What about "the famous Dr. Scanlon"?
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 06:28:45 pm » |
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he's just sitting in the corner pulling his beard trying to figure out who's pitchin' the opener...
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 06:34:54 pm » |
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"What kind of animal?" "A horse" "A what? a horse??" "Yeeeees" "No I don't think you hit a horse" "Shut up" *Offended silence* "SHUT THE HELL UP!" *click*
That is one of the most memorable lines. I can almost picture it in a movie scene.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2007, 01:12:44 pm » |
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 05:41:10 pm » |
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Did you guys notice how the doc in Santiago's therapist starts using some reverse psychology around 245, right after jack says "i'll pay whatever you want". He keeps on saying OK, lol. Putting all those years of school to use apparently.
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 05:41:01 pm » |
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"do you accept people of the jewish persuasion?" lol ive never heard the line b4
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 07:53:58 pm » |
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I like how he tested the privacy of their patient list.
"That's exactly what I wanted to hear you say."
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2011, 12:24:35 am » |
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love it when we can recreate scenes in jack movies
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2012, 02:14:57 am » |
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JESUS CHRIST some of those early ones are great. do you accept people of the jewish persuasion? jack then going on to cry himself out over the phone because his mom keeps nagging at him. his mother being 50 even though he's OBVIOUSLY 50 or older himself. then he tests how strictly they implement their privacy policies. all top notch stuff
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2012, 08:49:06 pm » |
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i know what your gonna say next! is that crazy? their telling me i'm crazy Tom! Jackson!
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2013, 03:27:24 am » |
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another unique classic. the jewish persuasion line and the test about how seriously they take their patients' privacy fit perfectly
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