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« on: May 18, 2009, 06:51:43 pm » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 07:01:24 pm » |
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if i wanted to see her uh - ti.... lol love it.
down down down down, i've gotta take a shit *shitting* lol.
lol, david is his mother's name. dave jason lol
i can't help you if you yell at me - no no no, i'm talking to my mother, she's a bitch!
i totally love it
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Billy Unicorn
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 11:59:13 pm » |
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*Peanuts theme* "This is Charlie's... Brown"  rofl'd |
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Stevie Boy
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Most Excellent!
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 01:40:08 am » |
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Have you ever tried legitimately ordering a pizza, or whatever, for yourself using the Jackatron ?
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 01:45:03 am » |
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haha no but we've been meaning to get around to it - hell, I order pizza at least once or twice a month, I don't know why I never think to use the jackboard --- oh yeah, I remember now - it's because if we use it for local places we won't be able to call them anymore because they'll know it's us pranking them
but, that's not too big of a concern really - I tell you what -- I'll do it next time I order food how's that?
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 05:51:14 am » |
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And what is your mother's name? Dave! Everybody is gaaay!  I allways love when you put on hold and the machine sound say something and Jack is like: Oh that is not true. It's a fuckin' lie!  She is a BITCH!!! XD |
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CanYouDoThat?
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 04:33:07 pm » |
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I'm sure Jack's mom Dave Jason is a swell lady!
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 06:08:42 pm » |
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omg these people cant hear crap. you got wax in your ears?  |
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 06:11:15 pm » |
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I loved the ending-- S-he might a been 15 but you get that little red-- ... nothing.... awkward pause... sir? how ya doin? -I'm okay. then music. i love it when you cut off i line when we know what's comming anyway. ("makes it more exciting") |
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You know what a chicken is don'chya?
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 07:06:09 pm » |
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I don't fart.  |
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My wife.....Helen...passed away from..Smilex.
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 05:35:24 am » |
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I'm talkin to my mother. She is a BITCH!!!! funny stuff, tj  |
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Bill Lumbergh
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 10:07:15 am » |
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LOL, another great call. oh and i do plan to donate to you, anything to keep these calls coming. |
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 04:34:23 am » |
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i hope never to give business to whomever you called, couple of bitches and an asshole, haha perhaps jack was disabled or dyslexic, i just do hate people
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 09:07:38 am » |
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gotta have my jackulator prank calls man, i need my fix. ill need rehab if you quit doing these. |
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MMMMM YEAHHHH |
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 10:38:53 am » |
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...haha perhaps jack was disabled or dyslexic... exactly - these days if anything is a little off everyone just assumes they're being fucked with (umm.. haha) Jackulator 9000: causing retarded people to get a lot more shit from businesses on the phone since 2005 gotta have my jackulator prank calls man, i need my fix. ill need rehab if you quit doing these. edward norton: ohh, we'll get you off that jack oh yes we will... |
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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2009, 09:47:48 am » |
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hahaha, that would of been so creepy if you continued the 'she might have been 15 but' line.
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 06:01:41 pm » |
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i need something special for my mouuahm - fart bossom [whats your moms name] dave LOL DAVID ahah  |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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