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« on: June 14, 2009, 08:15:37 pm » |
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retalukcaj
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 08:50:38 pm » |
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haha this is briliant. I like the new ''Sir''
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 09:06:20 pm » |
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can't get enough of that ALEX shout lol. "i know what i said i don't have to have it read back to me!" good use of that line as he was telling you what you wanted lol  jack threatens to kill the guy and then apologizes, perfect "fine and you?" "i smell disgusting" lol. no mayo, no butter, no dog tits lol. jack is a crazy fucker |
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 10:07:24 pm » |
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...jack threatens to kill the guy and then apologizes, perfect ... actually - just to clarify, he knew it was jack nicholson so he asked, 'What do you think the Lakers are gonna do?' "They're stupid. What they're gonna do is come back with some guys and kill you." I guess it could still be jack threatening them - if he controls the LA Lakers hehe - maybe if he doesn't get the food he wants |
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 12:10:23 am » |
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OMG, ninja turtlenecks! LOL I was not expecting that. Very nice work with the audio on that clip. We haven't heard Jack discuss dog tits before either. Always love new stuff! Great calls, and by the way, that's the first time anyone has vocalized the correct observation "It's a Jack Nicholson soundboard" when he describes the call to his coworker.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 12:27:02 am » |
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OMG, ninja turtlenecks! LOL I was not expecting that. Very nice work with the audio on that clip. We haven't heard Jack discuss dog tits before either. Always love new stuff! Great calls, and by the way, that's the first time anyone has vocalized the correct observation "It's a Jack Nicholson soundboard" when he describes the call to his coworker.
yeah - I was happy to hear that one too - about time  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 04:01:48 am » |
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love the "how's your taco?" line. hilarious  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 07:13:14 am » |
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Looool! Teenage Mutanta Ninja Turtles! That line got me!  But the whole call is awesome! |
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 08:22:36 am » |
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Some nice new material in there! I liked when that guy told you he was Detetive John Kimble, if only he had stayed on the line longer he could well have been the first of your victims who would actually join the website. "I know what I said I don't have to have it read back to me!..........I'm just kiddin" I don't think she really appreciated Jack's unique sense of humour |
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 05:59:14 pm » |
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really nice one! 5 stars    your one curious motherfucker! Ive been waiting for you to get an ALEX! or EMILY! One of these days How are you doing? ?"Big!" The Departed quotes are always so funny just because of the accent -There was really a Chuck there! That?s funny , I was having sex, dog tits! |
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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 10:04:23 pm » |
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I love these new lines, "Sir, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks etc." but i nearly wet myself when i heard the "they are going to kill you" line. and i DO love long calls so its a 5 star in my head.
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 02:37:20 pm » |
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What a great call Sixteen-SeventyJew Sixteen-SeventyBatman Sixteen-SeventyJerry  |
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 04:27:31 pm » |
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"I need to place a Chuck!"
"You are Chuck, or you need to talk to Chuck?"
"...Maybe both!"
Lol, fucking hilarious call compilation.
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2009, 06:47:00 am » |
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Great job on the new quotes here!! lol love the turtle necks you keep surprising me everytime keep it up  |
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 07:44:13 pm » |
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Nobody's said anything so I just want to verify, the guy from the call at 292 is the same one from Pizza Italiano, right?
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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2009, 07:49:28 pm » |
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we thought so at first, but after listening again - it's just one of the guys that works there, it wasn't Lou the owner again sadly - but good job catching that
that's why we started with the 'Hey, it's me!' and everything
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 10:26:53 pm » |
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really? i thought he sounded familiar at first, so you called the same place again, nice wait, aren't you breaking your own rules? didnt you write in the help/tutorials section specifically to never, NEVER call the same place back? tsk, tsk, tsk.   |
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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2009, 12:51:25 am » |
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it's been months since the last time we called - and they enjoyed our calls so it's not like we were harassing them - it's a judgment call
we certainly don't call the same place the same day unless it's by accident
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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2009, 10:19:01 pm » |
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I was just kiddin' actually I wouldn't mind u calling back some others some day. Maybe after a while call Chandler pluming again and see if they remember good ol' Jack Dumpster |
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