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« on: July 06, 2009, 08:09:53 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 08:37:21 am » |
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borrowed a toilet talkin to my toilet, jack is a crazy fuck. where you shove your toilet lol. jack has a cold wiener angry water yay jack torrance got all kinds of shit on the floor, would love to know what kinds
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 08:40:15 am » |
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there are two kinds - I'm gonna make it easy for ya - one of 'ems brown
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Torico
Whiskey, can you do that?
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 09:01:20 am » |
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hahaha, great ending, awesome call, laughs all the way!
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webb221
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 02:24:02 pm » |
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lol i borrowed your husbands toilet
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 03:23:06 pm » |
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I'm definitely gonna crap my vagina... think about it. There are two kinds of Angry water! I'm gonna make it easy for ya! Everybody lookin up there own ass and you looking for yourself I put my money on no TOILET. Im Mr. Busnick's Toilet DANNYYYY!!! DANNNYY!!!!! so many good lines. btw, did you make do some toilet calls cause i suggested it? thanks btw either way
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The Dandy Man
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I'M NOT BLACK!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 08:21:05 pm » |
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I'm just wondering where Jack got the five pizzas. Jack usually has problems ordering pizzas.
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Stevie Boy
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Most Excellent!
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 03:22:38 am » |
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"Is there anything else I can do for you sir?" "... DANNY!!!!!!...... DANNY!!!.........DANNY!!!!"
That killed me hahah
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 02:38:57 am » |
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Hahaha, love these calls. "With everybody lookin up their own ass and you lookin for yourself I put my money on no TOILET" is that what he says?
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 06:59:52 am » |
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I'm just wondering where Jack got the five pizzas. Jack usually has problems ordering pizzas.
he probably just gave up and went to the nearest gas station for some red baron Hahaha, love these calls. "With everybody lookin up their own ass and you lookin for yourself I put my money on no TOILET" is that what he says? you betcha
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 08:40:58 pm » |
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fart noise theres a little run-off gay-guy on the phone, "can i talk to your husbands TOILET"
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 03:18:31 pm » |
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anyone notice the laughs and the dial-tone at 601 sync up?
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 06:46:50 am » |
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"it's an important toilet. Do you love your toilet?" (CRYING) Great call
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 09:54:26 am » |
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This was a great call! I especially loved it when Jack said "I like to sleep in the toilet", and "Forgive me if I'm kind of a toilet." Those are some classic lines right there!
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2012, 12:58:41 pm » |
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"your services are no longer required"
excellent ending to a call
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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2015, 02:47:13 pm » |
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"I'm definitely gonna crap my vagina" God damn boy, that fucking line
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