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« on: July 26, 2009, 10:30:14 pm » |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 11:10:56 pm » |
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my favorite part is where the guy in background is speaking Spanish and you ask what he's saying... then the music comes in again. "I Did my home work there" "no need to rub tits" "before you kick the bucket." the way he says that is funny the new noises are great. And i loved the other music from batman too. "Whadda ya think I'm not a serious person? this is entertainment to me." WOO HOO HOO!"  do I hear a windows beep sound at 77? or am I crazy |
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 11:12:43 pm » |
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The ending made me pee a little bit.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2009, 11:17:11 pm » |
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The ending made me pee a little bit.
haha - that's what I like to hear my favorite part is where the guy in background is speaking Spanish and you ask what he's saying... then the music comes in again. "I Did my home work there" "no need to rub tits" "before you kick the bucket." the way he says that is funny the new noises are great. And i loved the other music from batman too. "Whadda ya think I'm not a serious person? this is entertainment to me." WOO HOO HOO!" do I hear a windows beep sound at 77? or am I crazy not sure there bronc - I don't hear nothin haha |
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 02:55:34 am » |
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omg these calls were just insane. in a very good way
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 05:27:28 am » |
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awesome awesome call, but what was that wierd ass noise from 100-114? that freaked me out a little  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2009, 08:22:26 am » |
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well a couple of years ago I took the singing part from Heartburn "like a tree he'll grow, with his head held high..." and used Adobe Audition to change the pitch of all jack's singing so the entire thing would sound like he sang it at the same pitch (something sort of like what Thom Yorke did on a Radiohead song)... it sounded pretty ridiculous because all the parts I had to pitch up sounded squeaky, and all the parts I had to pitch down sounded like 'a sea lion' - then a while later one of the fellers here showed me a program called Praat.exe, where you can change the pitch of voices without making it sound so artificial like Adobe Audition does, so I figured, what better clip to use Praat on than the one that already sounds artificial - I wanted to see if I could use Praat to make the pitch of the singing in that clip back to what it was originally -- to test Praat's capabilities -- the result is the singing you heard on this call the second thing was the hilarious audio from this porno clip where this black guy I guess either has a serious urinary tract infection or is fucking a girl with a cheese grater stuffed in her cooch, because as he reaches orgasm he starts screaming at the top of his lungs like he's in terrible pain |
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2009, 09:32:46 am » |
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Ha ha man i've actually seen that porno clip! LMAO!!
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2009, 06:58:31 pm » |
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HAHA holy crap.....That porn clip definitely needs to be used a bit more....perhaps after Jack explains that he likes it in the back in the butt?
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 01:59:44 am » |
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Ahahaha, alot of out loud laughing for this one, Face hurts from laughing  Fiesta music, An amazing toilet, Would you apologize - Im sorry?, dildo chinaman Well timed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! thats expensive So whattya got? BBQ chicken, right? Serious quote with the prince music, hahahaha. you're a dick you're a dick you're a dick Yea I know, I did my homework there. I'm sorry sir we're going to be closed...- Would you apologize? Love how the ending just spirals into a disarray of bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. |
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 08:01:20 am » |
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thanks metal  I've been doing some composing lately - jack songs - nothing as crazy as some of the ones the guys here have done - just little ones like the bitch song and the hanky panky song |
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 08:17:10 pm » |
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Amazing, this is now my favorite call. I think the best parts of these calls are Jack's monologues while he's on hold.
Calling food places all the time must make you hungry - have you ever had Jack order from a local restaurant, then gone to pick it up yourself?
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 09:40:00 pm » |
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the weird singing and screaming was epic 10000 watts of fuck you lol. dildo chinaman "i would love to fuck you" not heard that in a while. jack's basket must be pretty soggy now. acting sexual, sorry. best cunt-treeeeeee!!! Hanky hanky hanky hanky hanky - lol that was a nice weird way to end this chaos. Good call, so much made me giggle |
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 09:01:14 pm » |
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I'm wettin' my jockies over here! lol so many new calls to listen to I havnt been here since like #320
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 10:28:40 pm » |
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yeah we're overdue for another set though - should have done some yesterday when I had the chance - was just too tired from tennis - I think I've played 8 out of the last 12 days - today I played 4 sets, won them 6-0, 4-3*, 6-1, 6-1 and I could have played four more - and I'm going to play tomorrow too - this tennis stuff is great |
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