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« on: September 20, 2009, 02:13:41 pm » |
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Sfingle
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 03:26:02 pm » |
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BC: What is going on
Guy: ........I don't know
I laughed a lot at this part, they both seem to be acting so confused, like they realize the insanity of the whole conversation, and the background sounds and song make the call.
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Torico
Whiskey, can you do that?
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 03:40:04 pm » |
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omg the screams are fucking funny
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2009, 04:23:56 pm » |
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sir, idoit... idoit... Jesus, I love the radom lines, "I ran into an elderly man in overalls" maybe this would shut them up the last conversation coupled with the background noise made me fall off my chair... again  |
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macdougalsidal
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2009, 04:33:56 pm » |
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I LOVE BC calls. when i saw 2 comps i nearly burst into tears in joy  |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2009, 05:31:49 pm » |
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opening line 'i screwed up my char' lol, i love the way you called the guy an idiot and he didn't notice.
he ran into an old man and thought it was a smashing success lol.
i pointed to a spot not far from where we were standing and said 'cock'
hello? - shut up, quit givin me shit
he said, aren't you bill clinton? cock
you could feel the air go out of the cock. that guy didn't even find anything strange in that statement
love how you dont stop asking what the price was lol.
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 03:20:11 am » |
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haha - had me laughing.  |
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 08:49:33 am » |
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"I ran into an elderly man in overalls" The guy wanted to go down to church street to see what all the screaming was about - lol |
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 10:33:23 am » |
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lol, bg screaming and music was awesome!  |
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Caruso Shades
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"You just cost me six thousand dollars".
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 01:15:49 pm » |
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Screaming orgasm guy just makes me crack up! He's been making several cameos in the calls recently. |
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"busy,right now are you?"  |
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 02:17:17 pm » |
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It's great to hear Clinton again.  |
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I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as LOBSTER.
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 04:00:35 pm » |
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ROFL, so fucking funny...he was like "....shut up" xD
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My grandpa put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger.  |
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 06:48:05 pm » |
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Raymond cocksnot, HAHAHA amazing call man, awesome
WHAT ABOUT NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
(long silence
hello?
Shut up...
YOU SHUT UP!!!
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2009, 06:50:27 pm » |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2009, 06:52:30 pm » |
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I know, I can't believe she decided to say "Cocksnot" back to you but somehow missed that the first name was "Raven" This soundboard is really amazing dude.... haha YOU'RE FUCKIN' DRUNK If you need a tow truck... GOD DAMN |
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jackulator
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2009, 06:53:26 pm » |
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yeah I'm psyched as shit - finally finished the hybrid 5 - so I can now rebuild all my old megaboards - - so you can look forward to some Gene Hackman calls very soon as well "What's cooking pops?" "Short of the outbreak of World War III or being attacked by a giant octopus I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes." |
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2009, 06:56:35 pm » |
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I'm losing my shit here, the song and screaming in the background during that last call... Jesus
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2009, 07:00:39 pm » |
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yeah I know - I can usually tell it's a good one when I'm listening for numbers and shit to bleep out and I'm laughing - that was so insane -- loud as fuck and nobody seemed to care haha
such a bizarre mix too - nat king cole's 'I love you' and that insane orgasm guy hahaha
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metalboss44
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2009, 09:27:05 pm » |
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around 200 seconds it was almost like he was legitimate and looking for some street signs and getting agitated. That lady is really dumb though
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metalboss44
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2009, 09:35:59 pm » |
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Sounds really legitimate near the end
Whats the crossroad there?
Church street
46 leckford road
i dont know I dont know
In the back of the college
"There is no college in (wherever he is)"
IN the old days doctors administered their own anesthetics.
SIr? on the south end of town
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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2009, 09:39:40 pm » |
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dude -- you have no idea - we have so much shit in the way of addresses and directions on the clinton board haha
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2009, 12:08:27 pm » |
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oh btw, Iwanted to ask is that: "Keep fuckin that chicken!" from the recent Daily Show episode? I just watched it the other day so I recognized it immediately . If it is I guess you know that Clint dogg himself was a guest on there. The full extended interview is up on Comedy Central.com |
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 03:38:43 pm » |
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it was actually a news guy on fox news that said it to one of the other guys at fox -- out of the blue -- people say he meant to say 'keep plucking that chicken' like 'keep up the good work' but either he misspoke or someone else started to say something that started with an F right when he said 'pluckin' -- check it out on youtube -- the look on the lady's face to his right is priceless
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2009, 04:22:43 pm » |
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yeah I saw it-- they talked about it on the Daily Show. They highlighted the ladies face. They didnt say it was a mistake thought, at first I thought they were just getting even weirder at FOX, but it being a mistake makes sense.  |
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2009, 05:29:57 pm » |
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I dont know where that road is
*music & screaming
What was the price
I dont know what the price will be until I get there
What was the price?
I don't understand
What was the price?
HADLAHAD HADLAHADA HODAHADLAHEY
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jackulator
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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2009, 06:52:33 pm » |
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the Gene Hackman board went from 400 to 2,050 audio files in a matter of probably three hours today |
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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2009, 06:55:34 pm » |
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Thats incredible man, good shit.
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2009, 10:54:46 pm » |
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This call, specifically the screaming set against the music during the course of the last call, literally had me screaming and crying in laughter. My neighbors must think I'm completely insane. Not that they're wrong...
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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2009, 11:02:13 pm » |
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« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2009, 11:23:49 pm » |
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Here is my picture for this call, haha.  I know... convertible |
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2009, 11:54:51 pm » |
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Running down the sidewalk...and before I knew it, in my heart  |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2009, 01:29:17 pm » |
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Here is my picture for this call, haha. I know... convertible awesomeness  'just about sums up the insanity of this call |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2009, 07:10:41 pm » |
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Hilarious. Just hilarious. You should do some Bush calls.
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2009, 10:14:05 pm » |
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george w bush is gay - yeah it's been long enough that the mere mention of his name makes me nauseous so I suppose we could do that if we had some audio
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 08:14:03 pm » |
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george w bush is gay - yeah it's been long enough that the mere mention of his name makes me nauseous so I suppose we could do that if we had some audio
I'm no fan of the guy either. He does have kind of a funny voice though and there's definitely no shortage of stupid quotes out there that would be pretty funny to hear in a prank: "is our children learning" "human being and fish can co-exist peacefully" etc. |
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« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2009, 09:40:51 pm » |
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he calls a pizza place because he wants to put food on his family
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2009, 09:47:28 pm » |
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That would work. Lol.
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