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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 02:07:09 am » |
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The "like"s and "uhh like uhh"'s are great. We're all so glad to see that you're keeping up with the times.
"You're like in and out a little bit" "Yes. I don't want you to shower."
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 03:29:46 am » |
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The "like"s and "uhh like uhh"'s are great. We're all so glad to see that you're keeping up with the times.
"You're like in and out a little bit" "Yes. I don't want you to shower."
hahaha yeah me and roy got a kick out of that too
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Slenkar
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 10:52:34 am » |
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cmon over, pretty nice website - lmao
crappy 80's music in the background - What do ya think?
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 02:56:49 pm » |
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this was the best one yet did you water the turtle? -what are you talkin about? the unleashing of insults was great DONT LAUGH!!!! who is Niko? the sex/chainsaw/pornguyyelling clip was awesomeness great ending
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 06:19:36 pm » |
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Holy shiit, this whole batch of Halloween calls is fuckin ace. Way better than the last couple years IMO. Back then it was basically just "Halloween is this weekend" when it was way later or already passed. Still funny, but you guys really outdid yourselves with these calls. I love it when the guy starts saying weird stuff and Jack is right on top of it. "What are you talking about??"
By the way, comp 3 is mislabeled as 358, should be 360
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 07:31:57 pm » |
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"Suck your pie hole." Damn Jack got so mad at that guy and then tried to recruit him LOL. Mistaking Jack for Niko what the hell? "You're a funny fuck." Jack as Leatherface now that's scary! "Is there a sugarplum fairy or not?" Love how serious Jack sounds in that quote.
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 07:49:08 am » |
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i love the decaying human body suit line i want HELP DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! lol you fuckin cunt, kiss my ass do you like prank phone calls - yup - fuck you! lol i love how you advertise and invite that guy to the site haha, i hope he remembers the address. lol i love that crazy music with jack commenting on the woman's ass hehe calming music and guy screaming in the background, i love how people never notice how odd that is. kind of an sweaty tooth madman, like what do ya think? - not bad - happy halloween 'it's got 22,000 mp3s' jack braggin is amusing another nice compilation, one doesn't want halloween to ever end haha
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 11:47:47 am » |
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yeah why do people never question the screaming - lol
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 06:30:24 pm » |
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it's beyond me - if I didn't comment on it or ask a quick question I would at least be more suspicious if I heard that craziness in the background
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 10:03:27 pm » |
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you guys are fucking amazing! fine! I will admit that I am a soundboard! and that whole speeche behind it. good hell, thats the ultimate thing ever haha.
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 01:27:09 am » |
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After listening to all of these new Halloween calls (which I expect there will be more of possibly before this Halloween) I realized that the last thing Jack needs to buy is a gay senior citizen costume; he is already the epitome of that lifestyle category, which rings true in the large majority of the calls. Also, congratulations on being a ever-increasingly popular website for so long now; the only reason I am recognizing this is because whenever you have to start labeling and archiving something (in this case your calls) by year/occasion, you know you've been around a while.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 05:21:36 am » |
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LULZ, great comp!
"i want to scare little children"
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 07:13:02 am » |
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thanks guys - Sfingle - not sure what you meant by jack already being a gay senior citizen - senior yes, but he's no Andy Warhol , but yeah we have gained in popularity pretty steadily over the last 2+ years - according to alexa we're the 391,196th most popular website in the USA... which is up from probably the 2 millionth most popular back in 2007, so we got that goin for us, which is nice according to CNN, there were more than 100 million websites in the U.S. back in November of 2006, so looking on the bright side, this site is in the 99.996th percentile hehe
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 05:17:49 pm » |
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I post about Jackulator everywhere man and constantly try to push the site, people are just lazy and stubborn when it comes to good humor unless its a funny animated gif image or some other instant form of gratification. Those who do a little digging around the forums will be rewarded, I've listened to hundreds of Jackulator calls by now and they never get old.
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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2009, 09:04:59 pm » |
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2009, 09:07:24 pm » |
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Another big wad of sweaty money?
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2009, 09:11:09 pm » |
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that's expensive! I'm not doin it!!! I let you down.
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« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2009, 09:50:04 am » |
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I agree with the dude, I am impressed too. I hope this site continues to grow.
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« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2009, 06:41:14 pm » |
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thanks guys - Sfingle - not sure what you meant by jack already being a gay senior citizen - senior yes, but he's no Andy Warhol , but yeah we have gained in popularity pretty steadily over the last 2+ years - according to alexa we're the 391,196th most popular website in the USA... which is up from probably the 2 millionth most popular back in 2007, so we got that goin for us, which is nice according to CNN, there were more than 100 million websites in the U.S. back in November of 2006, so looking on the bright side, this site is in the 99.996th percentile hehe You must have thought I meant the "real" Jack with the whole gay thing (which he is in reality quite the opposite of)- no, I was just referencing all the gay stuff you guys add to the calls, what one might call Jack's second persona, which has, in my mind, taken on a whole new identity from the real Jack. On second thought, "Is that crazy?"
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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2009, 09:19:43 pm » |
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you're no crazier than the average jackulator out walkin' around on the street!!
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2009, 12:31:07 pm » |
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do you like prank phone calls - yup - fuck you! lol
Freaking lost it at that part. Even the guy laughed. And yeah, I've told just about everyone I know about the site. " www.jackulator.schmuck"
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2009, 10:00:38 am » |
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Those sounds are very good "Yea, I know"
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 05:55:55 pm » |
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I love it when Jack says "Is there a sugar plum fairy or not?" that's one of my favourite lines but rarely can it be said in context.
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