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« on: April 14, 2010, 10:16:36 pm » |
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DOWNLOAD LINK: click here to download!roy's calls from today's session on the way later tonight or tomorrow depending on how drunk I get today
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 12:22:02 am » |
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aeon82
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 11:08:38 am » |
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Goddamn. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 04:33:54 pm » |
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Look like Jack got the silent treatment in a few.
Was it you that hung up?
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 07:49:51 pm » |
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hello SHUT UP!. .lol that made me augh
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 09:02:29 pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 10:43:23 pm » |
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Shit, this is such a long, and goo, call, that I'm not even gonna' quote anything. I'm glad you guys are posting some more though.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2010, 02:02:43 pm » |
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pure awesome
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2010, 02:06:23 pm » |
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nice nice, I forgot tp check for new ones lately. I appreciate the length too for not posting in a little while your calls keep improving over time. i love the more randomness I love the SHUT YOUR SHIT! lines thank for using some more of my favorite lines BEAVER BODY my name is Fred Jack: oh that is not true *click* the whole "CAL oh Cal," quote was bizzare and ID appreciate it if you'd SHUT UP"
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2010, 02:18:32 pm » |
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2010, 02:51:29 pm » |
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Excellent mix of Nicholson lunacy. "Camel, O Camel, come out and trot like the rest of us" What the heck is that from?
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 06:59:54 pm » |
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The camel o camel" stuff is from a reading of Rudyard Kipling's "How The Camel Got His Hump" with music by Bobby McFerrin. Jack also quotes Kipling in the Shining which makes his choice to narrate his stories very interesting. There'd be so many great clips from them if it weren't for Bobby McFerrin's constant vocal noodling
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2010, 10:07:06 am » |
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OMG i have been away for a while but jesus the calls have really changed haha jack is really nuts in this one wow Great job though! But wow lol
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 03:30:30 am » |
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The camel o camel" stuff is from a reading of Rudyard Kipling's "How The Camel Got His Hump" with music by Bobby McFerrin. Jack also quotes Kipling in the Shining which makes his choice to narrate his stories very interesting. There'd be so many great clips from them if it weren't for Bobby McFerrin's constant vocal noodling
Thanks for the context
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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2010, 08:44:40 pm » |
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I wanna get my mother a big dildo for mothers day I love how, after saying that, and a few more utterly disturbing masturbation related things, the first thing the fella says in response is "So when are you coming in?"
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 11:24:45 pm » |
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now that I've watched About Schmidt (a few months ago only, for shame I know ) I understand the "mini wini!" quotes. Before I completely didn't understand that and didn't get what those lines had anything to do with a car. also (I'm not sure this is the call this was in because I just listened to a bunch in a row while doing my taxes ) I always lol when that weird voice guy comes on and goes "Helloooo, this is Edward" and then proceeds to talk in a very 'polite/uppity" manner.
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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2013, 04:48:59 pm » |
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here's one you could post on youtube. Or maybe just part of it. The ending one is particularly great. Getting Jack's mother a big dildo for mother's day
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2013, 03:11:00 pm » |
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She is a BITCH!!! You know what I mean? I used to have to suck her tits to eat!! this one's pretty funny Christ!... Haya doin? Claude. Wendy
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