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« on: April 20, 2010, 11:30:19 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 01:12:29 am »

boy, that laugh of his in infectious isn't it?
i love how 75 bucks turns into "50, no more no less"  grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 04:14:29 am »

HAHAHA, you'd have to clean it before we can come out there

Love the toilet calls

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 05:48:04 pm »

The last 20 seconds or so had me in tears!

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 05:56:16 pm »

what's the movie where Jack talks about a dolphin?

another good toilet call  grin
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 06:45:25 pm »

the flipper stuff is from FIVE EASY PIECES, bronc
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 06:59:24 pm »

really?  shocked I just saw that a little while ago, well maybe more like a few months, maybe back in Autumn  ( embarrassed)... & I don't remember that. have to watch it again.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 09:09:26 pm »

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 11:54:35 pm »

the flipper stuff is from FIVE EASY PIECES, bronc

*BUZZER* No I'm sorry.... 'What is The King of Marvin Gardens' Next category please.
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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 12:29:35 am »

Easy mistake to make. Wasn't there a scene in 5EP where Jack was reading from a newspaper about a man who loved a dolphin? around the part where he talks reads about "dumping thousands of gallons down the toilet?"
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 12:38:48 am »

Never mind, I just realized that's Chinatown. I've been mixing up my Nicholsons again. I'll be better once I eventually learn
to relieve my sexual needs...
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 08:52:41 am »

part of that hilarious business meeting in The King of Marvin Gardens:

"A girl lived intimately with a male dolphin for two months.
                   
They developed an extraordinary level of inter-species communication.
                   
She taught him to make humanoid sounds, even English language phrases.
                 
They learned to sense one another's moods...   to make each other happy...             
                   
he liked to have the skin between his flippers stroked, for one thing.
                 
She eventually learned to relieve his sexual needs...
                   
The point is, there are avenues to redefining leisure. We're exploring many of them.
                 
Dolphins are only one example, of course.

You see, we don't believe people today want to spend their whole vacation lazing on their backs in the sun.

They want to bring home something more than just a suntan."

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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2010, 04:29:58 pm »

part of that hilarious business meeting in The King of Marvin Gardens:

"A girl lived intimately with a male dolphin for two months.
                   
They developed an extraordinary level of inter-species communication.
                   
She taught him to make humanoid sounds, even English language phrases.
                 
They learned to sense one another's moods...   to make each other happy...             
                   
he liked to have the skin between his flippers stroked, for one thing.
                 
She eventually learned to relieve his sexual needs...
                   
The point is, there are avenues to redefining leisure. We're exploring many of them.
                 
Dolphins are only one example, of course.

You see, we don't believe people today want to spend their whole vacation lazing on their backs in the sun.

They want to bring home something more than just a suntan."

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2010, 09:08:49 pm »

The return of the midget (now apparently Jack's son)! So much for having his flippers stroked shocked.
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2010, 03:46:34 am »

It's probably my big ass cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2010, 06:55:28 pm »

digging the new looneytunes feature

perfect for jack calls  T's joker
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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2010, 12:15:57 pm »

I'll be better once I eventually learn to relieve my sexual needs...

Would you like me to stroke the skin between your flippers?

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