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« on: April 26, 2010, 01:38:55 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 02:44:34 pm »

That guy wasn't much fun was he? ...but at least he actually said:
"How'd you know it was a doctor's?"
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 02:51:46 pm »

That guy wasn't much fun was he? ...but at least he actually said:
"How'd you know it was a doctor's?"
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definitely - that cracked us up - perfectly reasonable question, but it's amazing how few people ask such questions in response to jack's craziness  T_grin10
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2010, 01:46:56 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 05:01:19 pm »

Don't know why Jack thinks he needs therapy. He doesn't suffer from insanity. He enjoys every minute of it!  cool T_Grin4 T_smile2 T_Grin1
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2010, 05:29:25 pm »

lol T_Angry4 i found the docters T in the woods ahahah

nearly shitmyself to the looneytunes music
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 11:29:38 pm »

Even for Jack a 2 day erection seems a little out of the ordinary  tongue
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 06:43:37 am »

Even for Jack a 2 day erection seems a little out of the ordinary  tongue

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2011, 06:26:42 am »

Jack and I have the same problem!
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2011, 11:03:18 pm »

poor jack. needs to get rid of that erection
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 01:18:56 am »

I need to stop masturbating,

yeah you already said that danny

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He seemed pretty attentive to Jack, that made for a funny call.
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2011, 12:26:55 am »

Just stab me in the junk a few times, and I'll be right as rain.
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 11:18:59 pm »

this was a really great call. the attentive guy verses Jack at some of his most nonsensical

stab me in the junk a few times??  huh shocked and he said: "no I'm not gonna slap you."  grin (which is perhaps even more disturbing)
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2012, 12:26:44 am »

places in the south! like jockstrap  grin


ahahah god the guy had finally had enough with the looney tunes music - that was great
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2012, 01:14:56 am »

that's funny Lando -- I was just thinking of that earlier when I was farting around with the board  grin

love that line. if I do say so myself.
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