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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 07:29:28 pm » |
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Pure gold. The only thing I'd do differently is next time they ask "Who are you?" like that last guy, reply "Batman..."
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buster01
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 07:30:40 pm » |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 07:46:43 pm » |
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It was indeed from that Making of The Shining directed by Kubrick's daughter, Vivian. I know that featurette so well, probably why that particular bit had me in tears. So great Jack got to say the whole thing. |
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 08:08:25 pm » |
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fuck yeah boys -- thank ye
plus I agree on the batman, we should sneak him in once in a while
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2010, 09:35:53 pm » |
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one was running naked in the back yard ... dammit I can't listen to the whole thing now.  gotta get back |
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 02:48:12 am » |
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"Who are you?" ..."Are you out of your fucking mind? Tony Lopez."  I actually like that ending better than the idea of ending with Batman. The sheer weirdness of having some crazy, unknown asshole who assumes you know he is is much funnier, in my opinion; it has a deeper strangeness, and therefore I find it more funny. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 04:33:33 am » |
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in this town im a leopard wth the msot figners ahaha  |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 04:57:24 am » |
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hahah -- nah man - it's 'leper' -- it is said that leprosy sometimes causes body parts to rot off
as you probably know, that's a line from chinatown
when he says, "What I do for a living might not be very reputable, but I am. In this town I'm the leper with the most fingers." he's sort of saying 'people don't consider private detectives to be very honorable (because they dig into people's shit and expose it for money), but I don't care about that because I AM honorable -- and even out of all the people in this town no one wants to associate with I'm the least rotten and disgusting'
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marleycake
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 03:45:43 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 07:27:48 pm » |
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at 67 / 861, the whole "they should be working at taco bell," I think that is one of your funniest splices. I'm playing it over and over and I keep cracking up at the sound of that "bell" and the way it sounds cut off right at the very end.  |
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 07:47:09 pm » |
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there's actually more to that clip -- I attached it to this reply |
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 01:35:23 pm » |
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hahaha this stuff is great!
keep it up jack!
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 05:29:34 pm » |
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best one of this set. "you seem very well"  really? I love the part where he's brushing his teeth while on the phone. Showering, going to the bathroom, cooking turkey... he does just about everything on the phone.  the new fart sound is awsome |
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 01:22:44 am » |
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that guy at 235 was pretty sharp haha
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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2010, 10:23:31 pm » |
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foggyyyy
im no foggyyyy that line wasnt from chinatown it was from the second one quote unquote the two jakes quotesc i just seen it yesturday and i was like ohh shiiitttttt also seen wolf "im dangerous at night" <++++i sure am |
you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2010, 01:00:01 am » |
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They'll be so grateful... *teeth brushing noises
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2010, 06:56:04 am » |
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Just have to say. Leprosy isn't that bad anymore. So when you SEEEEEE a leper Jack, don't be frightened. Um.. sorry. Be very, very afraid..
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1972 Canyon Dr
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2010, 12:37:28 am » |
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That clip after he calls the call trippy was freakin me out  The brushing teeth killed me!! |
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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2010, 11:25:56 pm » |
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Loved the teeth brushing bit. "I need furniture. I need clothes. I need some exercise!" Hold, please. NO NO NO NO! (Opera music) That high pitched voice while he was on hold really messed with me. It was close to the most annoying thing I've ever heard. |
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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 12:06:15 pm » |
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the toothbrush call was the shit
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Amygdala
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 12:35:27 pm » |
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Haha, Mike Low-Pays... hey wait, why is there a naked 14 year old girl and a bunch of Yiddish sign-language spam about 'prostitutkis' (for the kids apparently) posted here?  |
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« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2012, 07:51:57 pm » |
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I know... actual porn on 'jackulator' dot com... douchebags. |
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