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marleycake
any colour you like
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 09:46:25 pm » |
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call you back uhhhh (lol) huh IDIOT fuck you i need furniture  |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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Amygdala
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 07:52:17 am » |
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I don't know why, but I was laughing so hard at the sudden change of... uhh, "volume" from Dinette Set > Dining Room Table, absolutely suspicious...
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JohnnyCakes
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 01:17:42 pm » |
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lol FINALLY more new shit |
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 01:33:11 pm » |
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the return of 'matt'!!!
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 02:05:24 pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 02:10:48 pm » |
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what do you expect from a guy named John Penison
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 04:13:03 pm » |
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5:41 Uhh like ugh... thick mole-asses. Love the pronunciation of molasses.
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 08:53:29 pm » |
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what do you expect from a guy named John Penison
A promising career in the porn industry. P.S.- Good point.  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 08:55:00 pm » |
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ughh... like Peter North
no way that's his real name hahaha
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 10:13:23 pm » |
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Nice call man made me smile/laugh with that jerking off line with matt.....keep em up i may get back in to it but my magic jack is dead no money in it so im back to skype. i may be posting calls soon...
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 11:07:16 pm » |
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Nice call man made me smile/laugh with that jerking off line with matt.....keep em up i may get back in to it but my magic jack is dead no money in it so im back to skype. i may be posting calls soon...
cool man -- glad you liked it... I had more to post today but I'm so fucking lazy... I ate too much food and then all I felt like doing is watching TV haha... I'll post the other comp tomorrow -- if I don't get too lazy again... I always go back on my word. But then hopefully I make up for it later. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2010, 02:10:59 am » |
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Why did that first guy hang up on you? Is he familiar with Jackulator?
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2010, 03:08:07 am » |
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I really don't know -- it sounded like he said call me right back
so maybe it wasn't that he recognized jack or anything
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asshole
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2010, 01:07:52 pm » |
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When Jack gets horny, he calls rent-a-center. I really shouldn't listen to these when I'm on the treadmill. |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2010, 02:48:58 pm » |
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When Jack gets horny, he calls rent-a-center. I really shouldn't listen to these when I'm on the treadmill. rofl treadmill haha -- good luck with that hahaaa |
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marleycake
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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2010, 07:16:27 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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marleycake
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2010, 08:18:58 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2010, 08:48:12 pm » |
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very nice -- I'm gonna embed that in the first post in this topic  |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2010, 06:10:59 pm » |
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nice one good pics, thats about the way I imagine Jack when I hear the stuff he says in the calls Jack Penison?  fuck you!! I need funiture |
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2010, 09:30:13 pm » |
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glad to see ya bronkel -- the pics are marley's
he's a great guy
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Harry Horscoch
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2010, 09:51:28 am » |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but this call has put me in the mood for some Sharp Turtle Cock! |
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2010, 07:50:17 pm » |
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1972 Canyon Dr
Oh that is not true
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2010, 12:07:36 am » |
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I'm liking jerk jack. That first guy was a complete jerk though so they started it "I'm trying to give a handjob in the back of the butt!" WOW |
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2010, 01:13:06 am » |
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just realized that's probably called a reach-around??  |
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sashman987
i'm just too fucking fat...well i''m like a goddamn vegetable.
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2010, 05:49:09 am » |
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jack penison is now my favorite colored man. |
sounds disgusting...but uhh i'l take it
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2010, 08:38:29 pm » |
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i like how as soon as you said jack Penison the first guy go quiet and was like wtf? |
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2010, 04:18:36 am » |
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i like how as soon as you said jack Penison the first guy go quiet and was like wtf? yeah he was pretty much the only guy that reacted to the name -- I think most people thought the name was Peterson I'll have to make 'Peterskin' for those folks |
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2010, 03:53:21 pm » |
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Who let this muthafucka in my phone?  HAHA that's one 'a your best |
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cjensen714
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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2011, 06:24:38 am » |
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Fucking beautiful! |
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