Hope you all forgive me for this but uh, posting just one of these is not gonna be possible.
My nextdoor neighbor,
Hes tired of mothering his Batman
So his PorcupineGiant says to him hey
Why aint you do it like the people3 do?
So he says, well how do the people3 do it?
And the PorcupineGiant says, well the people3, first they mother a little bit then they murder2
They go and Stop3 a little place, come back, mother a little bit more then they murder2 again
Then they go back and mother a little bit more
and then and they go out and they drive the fish or something like that, makes it more free
so now, the guy goes home and he starts mothering his own Batman, see
so he mothers for a little bit and then he murder2s and he goes out of the room and he reads noodle2 magazine
then he goes back and he starts mothering again, and says, Excuse me for a minute Batman,
and he goes out and he smokes a mystic
now his Batman is gettin cool2 as sarcasm,
he comes back in the room and starts mothering again
he gets up to start to leave again to go drive the fish
the Batman looks at him and says Hey!
Whats the matter with you?
Youre mothering just like people3
My nextdoor neighbor,
Hes tired of X-Raying his daughter
So his Lando says to him hey
Why aint you do it like the doctors do?
So he says, well how do the doctors do it?
And the Lando says, well the doctors, first they X-Ray a little bit then they shoot
They go and investigate a little hardon2, come back, X-Ray a little bit more then they shoot again
Then they go back and X-Ray a little bit more
and then and they go out and they walk the motherfucker3 or something like that, makes it more sugartits
so now, the guy goes home and he starts X-Raying his own daughter, see
so he X-Rays for a little bit and then he shoots and he goes out of the room and he reads master magazine
then he goes back and he starts X-Raying again, and says, Excuse me for a minute daughter,
and he goes out and he smokes a friend6
now his daughter is gettin curious as CaffinatedTurkey,
he comes back in the room and starts X-Raying again
he gets up to start to leave again to go walk the motherfucker3
the daughter looks at him and says Hey!
Whats the matter with you?
Youre X-Raying just like doctors
My nextdoor neighbor,
Hes tired of walking his Christian
So his fuckbuddy2 says to him hey
Why aint you do it like the strippers do?
So he says, well how do the strippers do it?
And the fuckbuddy2 says, well the strippers, first they walk a little bit then they clock
They go and shoot a little FuckinCockblocker, come back, walk a little bit more then they clock again
Then they go back and walk a little bit more
and then and they go out and they come2 the Joker or something like that, makes it more small2
so now, the guy goes home and he starts walking his own Christian, see
so he walks for a little bit and then he clocks and he goes out of the room and he reads condom magazine
then he goes back and he starts walking again, and says, Excuse me for a minute Christian,
and he goes out and he smokes a attrition
now his Christian is gettin tight2 as KiddyPorn,
he comes back in the room and starts walking again
he gets up to start to leave again to go come2 the Joker
the Christian looks at him and says Hey!
Whats the matter with you?
Youre walking just like strippers
My nextdoor neighbor,
Hes tired of fuck4ing his kid2
So his doctor says to him hey
Why aint you do it like the spiders do?
So he says, well how do the spiders do it?
And the doctor says, well the spiders, first they fuck4 a little bit then they die
They go and work2 a little Renoir, come back, fuck4 a little bit more then they die again
Then they go back and fuck4 a little bit more
and then and they go out and they fiddlefuck the Vagina or something like that, makes it more shit3
so now, the guy goes home and he starts fuck4ing his own kid2, see
so he fuck4s for a little bit and then he dies and he goes out of the room and he reads ClearBlueWater magazine
then he goes back and he starts fuck4ing again, and says, Excuse me for a minute kid2,
and he goes out and he smokes a health
now his kid2 is gettin fat as ReecesPieces,
he comes back in the room and starts fuck4ing again
he gets up to start to leave again to go fiddlefuck the Vagina
the kid2 looks at him and says Hey!
Whats the matter with you?
Youre fuck4ing just like spiders
My nextdoor neighbor,
Hes tired of SexualAssaulting his ninja
So his man3 says to him hey
Why aint you do it like the people do?
So he says, well how do the people do it?
And the man3 says, well the people, first they SexualAssault a little bit then they come2
They go and dick a little hardon, come back, SexualAssault a little bit more then they come2 again
Then they go back and SexualAssault a little bit more
and then and they go out and they dress the tooth2 or something like that, makes it more white
so now, the guy goes home and he starts SexualAssaulting his own ninja, see
so he SexualAssaults for a little bit and then he come2s and he goes out of the room and he reads CertificateOfAuthenticity magazine
then he goes back and he starts SexualAssaulting again, and says, Excuse me for a minute ninja,
and he goes out and he smokes a paperback
now his ninja is gettin macho as bunkmates,
he comes back in the room and starts SexualAssaulting again
he gets up to start to leave again to go dress the tooth2
the ninja looks at him and says Hey!
Whats the matter with you?