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Amygdala
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 04:53:32 pm » |
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Strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, strip steak, can ya do that?
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five easy pizzas
baby jack
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Location: Atlanta
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I was asking if you wanted to.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 05:10:34 pm » |
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"I need directions" "From where?" "Outside...in the parking lot." HAHA...always glad to have some new material here, awesome job  Hold on, I have to get myself to a quieter location then I'll have some nacho sandwiches and lettuce pizza. |
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Uncle Bingo
Torrance Napier
JACKULATOR4000
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Wendy? I'm home.
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 06:12:37 pm » |
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I INTEND ON TASTING SOME BLOOD!  perfectly worthy hang-up moment. did not see that one coming, but I loved it as a crazy yet totally appropriate response. great job! |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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Location: State mental institution...no that's the Wilshire country club I'm lucky they let me join
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 08:18:36 pm » |
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gortgorb
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 09:19:43 pm » |
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I really like the last guy. He kept talking over the various ramblings of Jack, and even survived the strip-streak verbal assault (as mentioned by AmygdalAHHH!).
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seismotronik
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 12:06:50 am » |
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sooooo happy to see new calls! "ha ha ha ha HA" but wheres 408 |
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jackulator
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 12:09:32 am » |
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sooooo happy to see new calls! "ha ha ha ha HA" but wheres 408 whatchu talkin bout willis  jk.. I fixed it  |
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TOTAL RECALL
old pro
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Location: I COME FROM HELL!
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 01:28:36 am » |
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hahahahaaha i love the end with the strip steak.
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Baggins
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Location: In a cabin in the woods...on the toliet
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 02:58:50 pm » |
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That's the first time I heard a soundboard prank call being called a "clone call".  |
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asshole
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Location: Some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2010, 09:08:06 pm » |
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Jack talking over the guy was fucking awesome.
"Uh, uhh, oh yeah! uh"
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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jackulator
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 12:15:54 am » |
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That's the first time I heard a soundboard prank call being called a "clone call". whoa -- where was that haha -- I didn't catch it |
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Baggins
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Location: In a cabin in the woods...on the toliet
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 09:33:16 pm » |
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At 213.
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 10:10:38 pm » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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whorsquini
jackboard fan
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Location: Wilkes-Barre, PA
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You know what a chicken is don'chya?
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 04:16:22 am » |
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Jack needs erections not directions! |
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2012, 04:16:38 am » |
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'jack PENISON!'
'peterson?'
'no, PENISON!'
'ok"
penison - great name on this one
'i need steak!'
'we don't have steak sir, we have thai food'
'...fuck.'
'*hangs up*'
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