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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2010, 01:46:25 am » |
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"You have that luxury of not fucking an indian!" A new classic line.  Is this the first time Jack had sex on the phone? |
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marleycake
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2010, 10:19:10 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2010, 10:09:27 pm » |
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"You have that luxury of not fucking an indian!" A new classic line. Is this the first time Jack had sex on the phone? I can't remember any other call where he did. He usually just whacks off.   |
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2010, 11:19:07 pm » |
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i think i need to wash my brain now.... imagining jack with his sunglasses wearing a red condom has pushed me over the edge... haha
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2010, 11:43:16 pm » |
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asshole
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2010, 10:51:21 am » |
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Condom cum, right? drip drip Caused by a WOMAN! Jack's bare hands getting him into trouble again. |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 12:35:28 am » |
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"I got crabs...I need a new suit." Goddamn that's one hell of a case of crabs if it destroyed his suit. "SHUT UP, sir." Also, I loved the screaming between Jack and the yelling-porn-guy (from 280 on) when he was on hold, it was like the dueling banjos of painful sex.  "What I'm curious about is, uh, if my condoms could be related the release of ejaculation caused by a WOMAN." That line just fuckin' made my day. Damn this call is good, best in a while by my standards. Too much to compliment and quote. |
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2010, 07:31:27 am » |
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"I got crabs...I need a new suit." Goddamn that's one hell of a case of crabs if it destroyed his suit... never thought of it that way -- actually makes more sense -- I just thought of it as more of a crazy non-sequiturish type of thing, or maybe he just needed to feel handsome or something because he has crabs |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2010, 02:51:44 pm » |
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"I got crabs...I need a new suit." Goddamn that's one hell of a case of crabs if it destroyed his suit... never thought of it that way -- actually makes more sense -- I just thought of it as more of a crazy non-sequiturish type of thing, or maybe he just needed to feel handsome or something because he has crabs Yeah, I wasn't sure how the phrase was meant to be taken, so I just went with that impression. Guess it shows you how much you can read into, or create entirely new meaning for, even the simplest thing. |
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2010, 04:16:02 pm » |
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I'm surprised this is the first time (?) that jack has had sex on the phone.
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2010, 03:39:08 pm » |
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I agree. You should use those clips of Jack having sex some more. Like, in the middle of a conversation, have him say "Will you excuse me for one second?" followed by the clip of him having sex.... then maybe followed by "Sir? What do you think?"
Also, the screams while he was waiting on the phone (as well as the machine gun) were HILARIOUS
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2010, 12:50:41 pm » |
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you need a refill? yeah. condom cum right? |
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 10:23:45 pm » |
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these condom calls may be the most outrageous yet. Jack wants em delivered right to his door, like everything else, sounds like he's too late though. I guess he learned his lesson getting that girl pregnant 3 years ago. I liked the switch to a crabs problem too. PIE HOLE! PIE HOLE! |
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2010, 04:41:08 am » |
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...I guess he learned his lesson getting that girl pregnant 3 years ago... hehe good point bronc |
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TOTAL RECALL
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2011, 08:33:51 pm » |
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TOTAL RECALL
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2011, 11:29:31 am » |
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BroadwayJack
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2011, 11:46:26 pm » |
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"I CAN'T AFFORD 'EM!" Well Jack, who can really?
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2011, 11:33:19 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2011, 10:17:04 am » |
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I DID! |
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