#415 - Random Shenanigans (36:50)!

[jackulator]

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[Sfingle]

SHITTICKLE
"Fix What?"; "The Fuckin' Cahr!;" I don't know."..."Where are you at?"; "The paper...The Fuckin Cahr!"
Jack seems to be a lot more mellow in these, perhaps he's been smoking a lot more weed than previous calls?
Fartparty= F-A-R-T-H-G-X-W
"Well that makes me pretty hard."
At 1198 after some chick hung up I laughed when I head somebody say "Ahhh, Fuck." in the background.
Vagina-weapon. Fat-Sweaty-Danger. Tribal-Testicle-Depression.
I just like that random shit while you're on hold and the overall fucking around with the calls in new ways.
"You fuckin' punk."
"Are you currently living together?"; "....I don't even remember." " I forget everything."
"How are you ?"; "I feel like shit."
The constant drinking is hilarious, and the extremely wooded sound when he hears the lawyer's fee.

[christiankur]

The call to the mechanic was top dollar 

[buster01]

Jack had great chemistry with the first guy. The one who said he had "a nicholson like ring." 

"I did my homework there." "Smoking weed." "Send me some fucking coupuns." "Shit-tickle." "This car can't run from here to there without collapsing from heat exhaustion." "Need some weed." "I'm not intelligent." "Ethically I can't smile anymore." "Getting naked in a BASKET!" Lot's of great new lines.

"Listen;" Car stuttering noise. "What do you call that?" 

"Danny FART-party." 

Loved Jack's random nonsense while on hold. Sometimes these are the best parts of the calls since Jack doesn't even have to bother making any kind of sense. And the constant drinking during the divorce call.

Terrific stuff all around, Jackulator. Fucking BEAUTIFUL!

[inabasket]

it's a hard choice, but telling the dentist's receptionist, "you can't handle the tooth" was probably he best line in the entire 37 minutes.

[marleycake]

wow this has to be the longest call 

good for just sitting back with a big BIG JUMBO bag of popcorn and just fuckin laughin 

why all the secretcy
[heh im not sure im not trying to be secretive  i dont have any convertible here] 
why are you laughing
[...well im not laughing]
I'M BEING FUNNY IS THAT WHAT THIS IS! 
i givin you more then anyones ever giving you!!! and what do i get in exchance ..smoking weed
[i guess your not gonna buy a car]
Extend me some fucking coupons~!

a pill really helps, you need weed? [hehe??]  i suggest you pick up masterbation! 
jefferson shitickle, whats the big deal ahaha

THE FUCKIN cah LOL 
daniel fartparty 

[marleycake]

so many good quotes to quote in this session
i nearly pissed myself at the end with the drinkin and the questions that go in jacks ear and out the other lol WISKEY!

[Uncle Bingo]

This return to the themes of the original compilations is just what my doctor, this shrink I use to go to, recommended. Now the bat-shit craziness can be fun, even when it's completely out of hand, but to come back to the simple Jack making calls for life's little necessities (cars, lawyers, teeth) makes for some shining moments. This one really stands out; grade A fresh cuts throughout. Keep keeping the good old ideas original like this. 

[BroadwayJack]

36:50? Wow! An early birthday present for me!

[Baggins]

Some highlights;

*The guy who valued animal life over human life.
*The sweet lady who Jack called about his tooth "Oh I'm sorry".
*The lady who couldn't take Jack's explanation for this broken tooth seriously.
*The guy who was entertained by Jack's call and call it the best callhe had.

[Amygdala]

Man... I could pick out everything I loved about this long-ass call(I'm gonna listen to hours and hours a day anyway...), but I think it's easier just to say, I LOVED EVERYTHING! Brings back memories... 

[zachhhh]

whoooooa massive this is awesome

[Billy Unicorn]

"Extend me some fucking coupons..."

That is hilarious! I hope you use it again when they are listening.

[Lounge Lizard]

A Ford Bronco convertible. Not a bad idea.

[TitoChe]

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Wow, I listened to whole 35 mins...Damn --- I'm glad someone bumped it, this the funniest sht...

[Lounge Lizard]

A baby right?
"Well, that's different."

"I'm beyond that."
I like em' already!


MEEEEEEEEE. I'm a great guy.

I'm a transexual. (Guy screaming) See?

[stoneeh]

i like the concept that screaming on top of his lungs like he's insane would prove that he's a transsexual

[jackulator]

hehe amen to that 

[prankyoudude]

LoL love this one man gonna have to share it with everyone get them to come to this site ... How do you remember where all the buttons are i cant remember any of them cause i havent use it in awhile. i gotta go threw the board again. i miss my fast reaction time

[jackulator]

I know what you mean -- I had the board open yesterday and it was strange to me. It'll come back.

[CallMeBronco]

I almost feel like I’m listening to these calls for the first time. There are so many and it’s been such a long time I honestly forget a lot of the lesser known calls.
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I like the first one a lot of course.

I love the unexpected Shit tickle right in the middle of the phone number. If I was the lady on the other end I would honestly bust out laughing

I’m glad somebody actually doesn’t hang up after Mr. “Fartparty” reveals his name.

"you’re tellin’ me sonny boy"
“whats wrong with your car?”
-“It’s overflowing”

she laughed at Abraham Lincoln’s beaver!  I never noticed that before.

annnnnnnd row row row your boat cracks me up for some reason