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« on: September 08, 2010, 05:16:24 pm » |
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marleycake
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 06:50:44 pm » |
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they just cant comprehend shit, if there are bits and peices of sounds in the background for each voice they ALWAYS assume its echoing even when its not echoing they just use that as an excuse to get out of jacks call lol echoing my ass i need a cuban, can you do that? ahaha   what ya got, what are my choices ahahaahahahah!!!!!!AH! coupons! !! thats fucking awesome   this call earns a golden honor of respect ..i laughed my fucking ass off and the ladys all like this is a masterpeice welcome to the jackulator9000 ahah |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 07:23:07 pm » |
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She called it art! That's so great! BECAUSE IT IS!  |
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 07:25:10 pm » |
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haha bingo I immediately thought of you when I heard her say that |
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buster01
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 08:51:33 pm » |
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What did that lady say at the end? It was "...call I've ever received. Thank you." Was it weirdest? If so I think it's the second time somebody's said that in a Jackulator call. Great stuff, mah man!  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2010, 09:00:19 pm » |
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Ha ha. That chick at the end was awesome. What did that lady say at the end? It was "...call I've ever received. Thank you." Was it weirdest? If so I think it's the second time somebody's said that in a Jackulator call. Great stuff, mah man! I think she said it was the best prank call she ever received. |
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 09:29:18 pm » |
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"It's an art. Great job" Exactly |
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2010, 10:09:10 pm » |
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I'm surprised another adoption call was made after the first one was done.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2010, 10:13:09 pm » |
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even though Bingo says the original is currently his favorite call, I figured it wouldn't hurt to try some more adoption calls -- why not  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 01:33:24 am » |
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Domestic or foreign...I thought you were gonna come back with "....uhhh that one!" The way you asked for a Cuban was genius!  What an awesome lady...she was awfully sharp and had a great sense of humor...it's too bad she couldn't have talked to the jackulator just a bit longer. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2010, 01:27:33 am » |
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Come on lady. Give Jack a baby. He loves the little son of a bitch! He'd never lay a hand on him god damn it!  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2010, 10:25:27 am » |
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Jack adopts children the same way he orders food or buys a new car. What are my choices? |
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 10:50:32 pm » |
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"Sister... please"
That was phenomenal.
And that girl who recognized your soundboard sounded adorable. She actually laughs a lot like the girl who you pranked at this delivery place. The one that said she works for the United States Army.
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 02:20:04 am » |
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yeah she was cute as hell  |
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 04:55:01 pm » |
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Oh my god dude, I laughed so freakin hard at the bizzare NooooOOOOOOOoo....and all the high pitched lines lol
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2010, 05:32:53 pm » |
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You have got to call that last girl again, she was great! Think of the possibilities, even though she knows its a prank I can see Her going along with it. Just try to call Her when she might not be busy. |
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2010, 06:21:05 pm » |
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I don't remember where it was  |
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2010, 11:53:49 pm » |
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Now that is not true, THAT IS NOT TRUE!...That's a fuckin lie! Uncle Bingo would not approve! |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2010, 06:35:20 pm » |
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great call do more of these please!  "I need baby pictures" is that the only reason he wants to adopt?  also loved wanting coupons for adoption: 
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« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2010, 07:24:18 pm » |
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Lounge Lizard
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 07:04:41 pm » |
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The anything from Cuba line cracked me up. I love how Jack thinks he's still making an order, even when adopting children. |
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