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« on: September 08, 2010, 06:00:23 pm » |
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marleycake
any colour you like
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 07:00:10 pm » |
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my name is jack jackulator torrance  can you spell that for me  im talkin to my patients sorry phone relay lol fuck fa |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 07:46:04 pm » |
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"I wish you good luck and take care" Jack: No excellent call, one of the best for a while I think |
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1972 Canyon Dr
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 01:48:46 am » |
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15 years of marriage and Jack can't remember her name  |
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jackulator
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 01:53:15 am » |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 02:59:03 am » |
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"I wish you good luck and take care" Jack: No excellent call, one of the best for a while I think I agree; great call (and that was probably my favorite quote, too). I also love how after Jack's passionate crying he is instantly recovered in milliseconds and is talking normal again, probably freaking the lady out even more.  |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 07:06:00 pm » |
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 03:30:40 pm » |
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"What's your name?"
"Jackulator"
"Can you spell it for me?"
"J a c k u i a t o f"
LOL
Clearly you mistook the L for an I and then decided to fuck it up completely at the end by throwing an F instead of an R.
And that was genius when she asks you why you're using a phone relay and he responds with: "Well if you want an excuse, uh... because I wanna be out of control"
Or when she's gonna hang up and he's whimpering like "You're all I got, please don't leave me"
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Bill Lumbergh
Hey Peter Whaats Happening?
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 07:06:02 pm » |
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Love the new ones's, keep em comin. |
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cjensen714
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 03:54:40 am » |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2011, 05:19:26 pm » |
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What happened to this call? It isn't playing for me, nor loading when I click the download button.
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 07:22:57 pm » |
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it's one of the ones that got deleted -- must have renamed it from the original -- but it's back up and working again
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 11:06:41 pm » |
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I can't believe i never posted on this call I really love it!  so many great moments. Jack was perfectly crazy and uncooperative in every way. You had that lady weirded out.  |
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