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« on: September 08, 2010, 08:45:41 pm » |
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Quote Unquote Lizard
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 09:25:46 pm » |
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In Florence?  This was hilarious. |
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 11:41:51 pm » |
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Nice use of "We Won't Get Fooled Again" at the end. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 02:01:21 am » |
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"WOMEN! YOU'RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!" That really cracked me up!  |
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 02:15:07 am » |
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-- no offense  *CLICK*  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 03:12:47 am » |
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That call was absolutely crazy.  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 07:24:04 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 10:58:14 am » |
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Nice use of "We Won't Get Fooled Again" at the end. very cool - I had used it just because I liked the scream, but your post reminded me of the title of the song, which made me realize it is strangely appropriate to play on a prank phone call |
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 08:03:51 pm » |
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The first one where the girl's quietly talking to herself while looking for something to write with, had the best response for that call. You created this moment where it was almost like Delbert Grady is talking to Jack through the lady's whispery "Where's the pen?" routine. I love it when you do stuff like that.
A bit saddened by the women being full of shit thing, mostly because she didn't hear the "no offense" part, but also because she was nice enough to laugh at Jack's bad jokes.
But the last call... wow. A truly indisputable five star winner for this compilation. Amazing how the bitch wouldn't give you at least the one address in Florence, even though Jack obviously would have been happy with either or both. When he says he likes both it's as though he's already familiar with the offices and their locations, making his persistent request hilariously suspicious.
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2010, 10:10:23 pm » |
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Great call, i loved it when jack kept interrupting the girl as she was trying to explain that he had to choose an addresss Also, . . . I don't know if it was in this call, but where does that song that goes 'DOH DIH DOHHH LA DIDIDI DO TO DI DOOOH' come from? It's fucking hilarious. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2010, 03:21:36 pm » |
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Man, that last girl was fucking stupid wasn't she? Jack's already told her "Yes" when she asked him if he wanted the office in Florence. Then at some point, she asks which address he wants and he says "I'll have both" and she can't simply give him both addresses (even if the lawyer is only at one of those two, but at least you get rid of the problem by giving him both addresses and leaving it like that)
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 11:24:22 am » |
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Man, that last girl was fucking stupid wasn't she? Jack's already told her "Yes" when she asked him if he wanted the office in Florence. Then at some point, she asks which address he wants and he says "I'll have both" and she can't simply give him both addresses (even if the lawyer is only at one of those two, but at least you get rid of the problem by giving him both addresses and leaving it like that)
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 02:12:15 pm » |
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sucks when guys do it too  |
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2010, 06:35:55 pm » |
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"I'm not very compliant, am I?" "Well, that makes two of us."  "What's your wife's last name?" "Monkeybear."  Man, that last call must've been frustrating as hell, eh?  |
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2010, 12:15:12 am » |
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A smashing success. Listening to this was a great way to kick off my return to the site.
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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2010, 03:00:27 am » |
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where the hell'd you go?  very glad you're back though believe me |
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« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2010, 01:23:10 am » |
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"how much for everything?"
"What do you got?"
like he's ordering a fucking pizza
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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2010, 04:47:32 am » |
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that's a favorite thing of mine to say when we call adoption agencies -- So whadya gothhhhhhh
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« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2010, 04:03:57 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2010, 11:23:59 am » |
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They just keep gettin' better and better Amazing response time as usual... "That bad, huh?"... "Well that part I was assuming" Seems your off the wall responses just get quicker and funnier man. hehehehehe she left my ass hehehehehehe she is a BIIITCH hehehehehehheeh *click Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats your address...... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cheating and photographing it? Sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir... yea? I loove you! |
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