The Team Jackulator Forums
April 27, 2024, 03:55:59 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News:
   
   Home   Help playlist Arcade Search Media Downloads Login Register  
The Jackulator 9000 Forums
The Team Jackulator Forums >  > .. > Calls #400-499 > #420 - Pastry White Ass Apartments (5:37)
Pages: [1]   Go Down
« previous next »
  Send this topic  |  Print  
Current Topic Rating: ****
You have not rated this topic. Select a rating:
Author Topic: #420 - Pastry White Ass Apartments (5:37)  (Read 3203 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
jackulator
... --- ...
Administrator
jackulator.com
******
Offline Offline

Location: Eastwick, Rhode Island
Posts: 10507


"Twenty pushups a day..."


WWW Awards
« on: September 08, 2010, 09:59:59 pm »

Podcast


DOWNLOAD LINK:
click here to download!
Report to moderator   Logged
Sfingle
Macho Dog

100 Club
*
Offline Offline

Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Posts: 118

"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"


WWW Awards
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 03:22:02 am »
"...I move around a lot, I need a place to settle down. My kids are always dumpin' shit down the toilet." Not great to tell a prospective landlord that you kids will soon be coming to dump shit down the toilet.
"I like money."  cool
"Do you like dick down at the county morgue."
That second call was strange (like all these new uploads cheesy).
Report to moderator   Logged
marleycake
any colour you like
Team Jackulator
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 2643


spray paint my mind on a fucking wall


WWW Awards
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 07:19:28 am »
congratulations on your 420th call buddy lipsrsealed blaze on

yhiahhhhgh

my kids are always dumpin shit down the toliet, i need an apartment U KNOW right?  smiley
i need a toliet! can you do that  cheesy

what size apartment are you looking for? [oh no jack might take that the wrong way cheesy cheesy cheesy you got a nice ass!]
Report to moderator   Logged



you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
jackulator
... --- ...
Administrator
jackulator.com
******
Offline Offline

Location: Eastwick, Rhode Island
Posts: 10507


"Twenty pushups a day..."


WWW Awards
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 10:54:16 am »
Quote from: Sfingle on September 09, 2010, 03:22:02 am
...Not great to tell a prospective landlord that you kids will soon be coming to dump shit down the toilet...

hehe exactly  embarrassed

Quote from: marleycake on September 09, 2010, 07:19:28 am
congratulations on your 420th call buddy lipsrsealed blaze on

hahaa I KNEW you'd say something about it  grin
Report to moderator   Logged
buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
Team Jackulator
*
Offline Offline

Location: State mental institution...no that's the Wilshire country club I'm lucky they let me join
Posts: 1158



Awards
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 07:23:34 pm »
Uh oh, Jack's coming on to male strangers again. Hehehe.  grin

"Just wait 'till the kids get here." "I'm talkin' to my Irish."  embarrassed cheesy cheesy cheesy
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr. Possibilities
MISSING IN ACTION
100 Club
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 121



Awards
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 09:57:25 am »
"Would you like to see my housh?"

lol
Report to moderator   Logged
CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
MEGAMEMBER
Team Jackulator
****
Offline Offline

Location: I don't know
Posts: 2472

I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!


Awards
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 11:39:47 am »
800 dollars a month damn. thats depressing, how am I supposed to afford to live alone?  sad

anyway great call  cheesy "i like money"
Report to moderator   Logged
my jackulator tribute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtbIpQTjH7M



"Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight" - Bruce Cockburn
Lounge Lizard
Dr. Jonathan Gonzo, MD
n00bslayer
megaposter
*
Offline Offline

Location: Behind the museum, in the back, in Arkansas...
Posts: 500


This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.


WWW Awards
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2011, 11:49:04 pm »
"We don't furnish the apartments."
NoooooooOOOOOOooooooo
Why do people always just ignore that line?

Not good he's telling him that his kids are dumping shit down the toilet. You see how quickly he hung up after there?

Well, that is, quite a story! (That part cracked me up)

I like money.  grin

Apparently love is a nice ass.
Report to moderator   Logged
Garrudae
Guest
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 05:42:26 pm »
Ive heard of a lot of little white dudes who like to see their women get banged by huge black dick.. I was just curious why people would specifically call out for a dick color?
Report to moderator   Logged
jackulator
... --- ...
Administrator
jackulator.com
******
Offline Offline

Location: Eastwick, Rhode Island
Posts: 10507


"Twenty pushups a day..."


WWW Awards
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 07:02:00 pm »
nice first post  T_grin8
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Send this topic  |  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  



Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.5 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines LLC | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 1.083 seconds with 20 queries.