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« on: September 22, 2010, 10:39:51 am » |
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 11:40:13 am » |
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"Give me that phone!" *Ring sound*
LOL. I had never heard that clip. You should use it more.
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 01:29:29 pm » |
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brillant  everytime i hear steak, almost evertime i listen to a few calls im immediately hungry hold on for a fart-on lol the rock music at the end was funny  |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 02:30:15 pm » |
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gortgorb
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 02:50:32 pm » |
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Commander Bush-Fart-Crotch-rot
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 04:28:49 pm » |
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Where those yells from a Goofy cartoon?  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 06:19:04 pm » |
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nope that yell is from that old slowed down NOOOOOO, but with a pitch effect and maybe backwards or something
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Harry Horscoch
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 07:39:27 pm » |
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Jack just can't get any respect this call. People hanging up on Him left, right, and center. Rude considering He is a Senior Citizen with crotch rot.  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 07:51:38 pm » |
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I know I been out there  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 10:35:26 am » |
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Fuckin wops  Jack just wants a goddamn pizza already. "Fuckin idiot!" whe the girl answered the phone was hilarious. |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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Bill Lumbergh
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2010, 09:22:08 pm » |
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Skinning deer? LMAO thats awesome, what films that from?
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 10:58:13 pm » |
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Hoffa -- most of the new lines you heard is stuff from Hoffa I just added the other day
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five easy pizzas
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I was asking if you wanted to.
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 04:20:22 am » |
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Dude...forgot all about HOFFA. I bet that's a goldmine. Pretty much any Jack flick is. He's just so......JACK |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 01:34:02 am » |
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2010, 04:20:20 am » |
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'Spicy. Sweet. Jumbo...eat! Eat!' haha sounded like Jack was coming up with a jingle for a food chain  I really enjoyed that and I'm always down for "I think I'm going to recommend CHICKEN" |
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2010, 05:35:37 am » |
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Two-Tits Fitz is a creative sort of chap   |
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 10:17:50 pm » |
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Two-Tits Fitz is a creative sort of chap I imagine this Fitz guy looks more like the current-day Jack  He needs to call a few gyms! |
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2010, 06:49:01 pm » |
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 "In the woods..." |
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2010, 12:17:28 am » |
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Spicy sweet jumbo eat eat
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2010, 07:13:43 pm » |
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Jack always opens with a racist comment? Nasty old man! XD
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2010, 11:06:19 pm » |
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in the beginning there in the background you can hear people singing happy birthday and their conversation: "how are ya? You dont remember us?" and laughing and then the laughing at 130 was that you and your friends or something? definitely didn't sound like a jack clip. great call btw "hold on for a hard on" that "if you can sit dont stand.." line what the hell was Jack talking about?? |
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« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2010, 01:28:06 am » |
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he was talking about an old adage for actors -- talking about how difficult acting in general really is -- how if you can shoot scenes sitting, that's better -- because if you have to keep shooting the scene over and over it's better to be sitting than being on your feet -- which is even more true lying down vs. sitting hehe |
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« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2010, 03:11:41 am » |
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It's just brilliant...I remember listening, like a year and half ago to the toilet prank and crying--literally...I don't think TTT made me laugh that much first time I heard Repete's calls, fuckin actually thinking it was a coarse black man giving so much grief to the post office customers.... Don't stand if you can sit, and don't sit if you can lay down, and the goat, and shooting in the middle of the call, all of it is just brilliant.... I know I said I was going to donate 5$ like every month to the beer fund, but just this call alone deserves at least 5 beers more! cheers I just wish there were more people roaming this forum, we need fresh blood..And I need to regroup on my calls, I've been taping them all wrong it seems...And.. I need to go to club 100 today..So excuse me, while i go screaming at the cashier for not taking coupons! |
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« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2010, 09:22:02 am » |
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I myself have shed a few tears with these calls -- usually a little drunk and over-tired listening to roy do calls -- one time I almost passed out -- was so scary it took the funny out of me for a few seconds hehe...
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