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« on: September 22, 2010, 02:31:36 pm » |
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marleycake
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 02:39:40 pm » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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gortgorb
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 07:28:50 pm » |
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I'm only four minutes into it and this is great. Some highlights: Calling a sub shop, guy answers and wants to switch phones, when he finally switches phones you give him a weird electronic yell for his effort. Calling a restaurant, a monotone robotic guy answers the phone isn't amused when you ask him if he has The Dark Knight.   |
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Harry Horscoch
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 08:07:05 pm » |
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The Guy around 240 sounds like He took too many Valium, or has some type of brain injury. 570-ish sounds like Jack is suffering from Tuberculosis.
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 07:35:26 pm » |
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Love the crazy Joker laughs anytime someone hangs up on you.  The shtick with Morgan Freeman was great. "I hope you fucking die. Morgan" |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 07:49:16 pm » |
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 03:51:19 am » |
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Where would an old batshit crazy fucker like Jack Nicholson find some ch...Morgan? Morgan. Morgan. 'What kind of sandwich would you like?' "Raw chicken.' '...we have a buffalo chicken sandwich, is that ok?' raw chicken - sounds like jack might have turned back into a wolf man 'That's my philosophy...ketchup, ice cream.' but my favorite from this one is probably that horrible scream and 'You fuckin. whops.'  and I gotta say I love the way he says camel |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 05:44:26 pm » |
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What was that weird, high-pitched sound from about 460-475?  Last call was probably my favorite. John sure was patient, and the yelling was fuckin' hilarious the whole way through, I love hearing new sounds like that.    P.S.: I thought the "Valium guy" did sound like Cleveland a little, but only through the second half of his call. |
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 07:08:22 pm » |
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What was that weird, high-pitched sound from about 460-475? Last call was probably my favorite. John sure was patient, and the yelling was fuckin' hilarious the whole way through, I love hearing new sounds like that. P.S.: I thought the "Valium guy" did sound like Cleveland a little, but only through the second half of his call. that was a really high-pitched sound I made when I was testing my ears to see if I could still hear really high stuff -- then I got the idea of putting that on the board as a sound effect -- but I forgot those tones aren't transmitted over the phone lines because there's a bandpass filter or something -- anything over 4,000Hz I think is cut off and that noise is probably 15,000Hz or thereabouts -- don't worry... we won't be using it again -- of course roy had to push it so many times that it started creating weird harmonics and fucking with the soundcard hehe...  |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 02:55:03 am » |
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What was that weird, high-pitched sound from about 460-475? Last call was probably my favorite. John sure was patient, and the yelling was fuckin' hilarious the whole way through, I love hearing new sounds like that. P.S.: I thought the "Valium guy" did sound like Cleveland a little, but only through the second half of his call. that was a really high-pitched sound I made when I was testing my ears to see if I could still hear really high stuff -- then I got the idea of putting that on the board as a sound effect -- but I forgot those tones aren't transmitted over the phone lines because there's a bandpass filter or something -- anything over 4,000Hz I think is cut off and that noise is probably 15,000Hz or thereabouts -- don't worry... we won't be using it again -- of course roy had to push it so many times that it started creating weird harmonics and fucking with the soundcard hehe... That was actually my first guess at what that noise was; me and my sister tried those various pitches at different hertz also, to see who could hear a broader range. Even if the people on the other line couldn't hear it, it still added a little intrigue and zest to the call experience.  |
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BroadwayJack
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 08:57:05 pm » |
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Sir?
This is a mam
Sir, no offense....lol
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christiankur
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 03:29:44 am » |
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Good one!
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christiankur
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 09:18:53 am » |
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boo - I was just trying to scare you. lol!
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2010, 08:23:36 am » |
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You make sandwiches don't you? Yes, I make sandwiches. Me too. |
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2010, 05:48:36 pm » |
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LOL!!! This is one fucked up compilation. Genius. and I particularly love the fucking yelling "aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!". It's so disturbing, it's just hilarious.
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metalboss44
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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2010, 11:32:10 am » |
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Incredible, UNPRECEDENTED... |
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2010, 08:35:22 pm » |
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i loved the Cleveland guy and the "sir mam" i loved when sometimes you just start out with something like "do TITS! bitch!" and the return of "Camoool". fucking waps, Jack is so racist you should use the rest of that line: "It's difficult to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants."  |
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2010, 09:20:55 pm » |
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i loved the Cleveland guy and the "sir mam" i loved when sometimes you just start out with something like "do TITS! bitch!" and the return of "Camoool". fucking waps, Jack is so racist you should use the rest of that line: "It's difficult to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants." that's right -- I don't know if we've said that line to a live human the entire time we've been doing pranks -- maybe on hold... kind of funny... I was making new stories earlier and in the process kept finding all of this shit we still haven't used -- some of it pretty great... that's what happens when you have this many audio files.... and you just keep making more haha |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2010, 12:37:03 pm » |
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Sir. no offence. You actually got her to hang up from calling her sir so much Do you have the dark knight? Jack's grandfather was a jerk ^^ Yes I make sandwiches - Me too. *nearly pissed myself there* Difficult for me to express myself, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. What was that!? Sir? Haha. It's hilarious when the guy says "I'm john" and then jack goes "john..." Really awesome with the confusing numbers there jack |
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« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2010, 07:26:33 pm » |
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