#424 - Sound Defects 2: Chronicles of Dickshit (12:12)

[jackulator]

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[TitoChe]

 I think I heard Hoffa 

Awesome set minus the sound morphing, don't like that! Gotta be honest, maybe someone does?

Is this a prank call?
-NOOOO!

[Sfingle]

Was it just me, or were the twelve inch pizza's related to subtle dick-size jokes: "What size would you like?"; "Um, uh, you...small"; "A twelve inch?"; "Oh, really?...Everybody's gay!...Mmm."
Jack sure knows how to say "no". 

[jackulator]

I figured people might like the effect on the voice -- it was similar to the jack tweaked calls -- but it's not for everybody

but yeah on the 12-inch thing -- double entendre there 

how much for that doggie innuendo 

[marleycake]

dick shit

 

your braking the law 
Chronicles of Dickshit ...best title tit ever
*BARK
 

your being stupid im not gonna take your order...FUCK YOU ..jack penison style 

a 12 inch, in the back of the butt
im on the high pork diet

without american cheese jacks order is "COMPLETELY SCREWED"  it must be his OCD 

[CallMeBronco]

I love the sound effects,   

and dick shit!  I wanna hear that normally too 

that guy at 200 might of sounded a little mean but I guess if I thought Jack was for real not a joke I would probably say the same thing 

i like the accented g'head

[Uncle Bingo]

Usually I'd be down on too much voice modulation usage, too, as I'm one for the minimalist calls typically, but this shit was fucking hillarious at spots so I just sit back and say do whatever it is you guys feel like doing.

Can't wait for Halloween this weekend. So much relevance to one of my favorite clips. 

[Baggins]

"1712 Alameda"
"We don't deliver there. You're being stupid and we're not taking your order."

Gotta love it when they get that pissed off.

So how would you spell Jack's new name? Bob N'Boi?

[typpinarkoosi]

Bobby Nguy. Just sounds like it.

I'm not a big fan of these tweaked calls but spilt my precious drinks again 

[jackulator]

Bobby 'Naboie' is how I spelled it on the board, but yeah -- it could be any number of things, especially considering only 30% of people so far think it sounds like 'Bobby' to begin with hehe

my favorite was 'Wampy' hahaa

[christiankur]

Great call, though I think the voices you used in call #23 are funnier.

Each to his own, eh? 

[Sir? what do ya think?]

Well uhhh, how ya doin?
Huge harmonized laugh while the guy listens
Bobby, Bobby, can you hear me? - Call back? - NO!
Repeating what again and again
You being stupid - FUCK you!
What would you like to order? - No fucking idea.
The situation is completely screwed XD Jack is right.

Jack saying no for quite some time was definitely worthy of a chuckle, the guy didn't know what jack was doing.

Good stuff here jack, brings back memories.

[Bad_Replicant]

"You're being stupid, I'm not gonna take your order. So fuck off!"

Getting jackulated - some people can handle it, some can't. 

[CallMeBronco]

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oh uh... anyway. I still love this call  good fandom funny 
and it reminds me that I forgot "BOBBY" in my name compilation 

Oh, And I hsould've mentioned sooner; I love the new quote where Jack sounds like he's crying or laughing: "Oh god, what am I at the morg?" 
use that in your new calls please.