#426 - Halloween 2010: Jack Wants Luxury Scare (12:49)

[jackulator]

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[Baggins]

Funny how that lady humors Jack while he discusses his master plan.

And it's nice to hear the return of "Coming Around Again". 

[marleycake]

fucking casket!!
money is no object 
is this a prank call
yes
what ya think  

thats a recorded voice that your playing back to me 
i know 

people are gonna love it jump up and scare people crazy

 casket that looks scary legendary line!
then he pulls out his winky and smokes pot 
halloween 2010 mother fucker  dilated pupils? cold sweat whys the wall shifting slightly upward and a bit to the left ..must be halloween

[jackulator]

fucking casket!!
money is no object 
is this a prank call
yes
what ya think  

thats a recorded voice that your playing back to me 
i know 

people are gonna love it jump up and scare people crazy

 casket that looks scary legendary line!
then he pulls out his winky and smokes pot 
halloween 2010 mother fucker  dilated pupils? cold sweat whys the wall shifting slightly upward and a bit to the left ..must be halloween

that's what I'm talkin about hahahaha 

[buster01]

Great concept on this one! Perfectly executed too. Love when Jack admits to it being a prank call and expects them to keep talking. Loved all the "scare" and "scary" lines even more. "The people are gonna love it," that's correct. Hehe. 

[typpinarkoosi]

Why couldn't they provide Jack with a casket? It's not really appropriate and it's disrespectful for the dead, but money is no object for Jack.

"Each one comes with it's own certificate of authenticity. Right?" 

[asshole]

I need a casket for Halloween. Can u do that?

A little bit disrespectful the dead, but so's Halloween. 

Hey! I'm trying to SCAAAAARRRRE!!!     

[TitoChe]

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.....Believe me this will scare them as well as incapacitate their mind and any ability they have to maneuver against you......

These calls were pure win, a work of fucking art Jack!

[CallMeBronco]

hilarious the new punching routine is the best!

I especially love: I'm gonna shoot myself in the pussy.. click, BOOM! AAHHHHH!

thanks for using "I beg your pardon" too, havent used it in a while, I know its so simple but those quotes from A Few Good Men I think are some of the best because their totally formal, rude and arrogant in contrast to everything else he says- mostly, drunk and crazy. 

good job using that song again too.  the ending was perfect.

[Sfingle]

"I need a CAS-CA-CASKET."
I actually sympathize with the certificate of authenticity request from Jack, I mean he's forkin' out a thousand bucks, you wanna know that thing is genuine. 

[Lounge Lizard]

Excellent work! 

Should've ordered some chicken "in a casket?"

[Joker in a basket]

I was caught off-guard when he said "I'm trying to SCARE!!!" 

"Jump up and scare people CRAZY!"

Jack's full of brilliant and twisted fucked up ideas on how to scare kids on Halloween. 

"The people are gonna love it" 

[Joker in a basket]

I just listened to this call again and realized something:

Caskets have no air holes, so if Jack didn't drill any holes prior to the party, Frank would have suffocated before Jack could SCARE the kids. 

"Hey Frank? Frank? FRANK!" -- Opens the casket -- "Oh god! Call an ambulance! NNNNOOOOOOOOOO" 

[jackulator]

haha oh shit -- I'm surprised none of them said anything 

[metalboss44]

Fucking great, hahaha.

[Lounge Lizard]

You know , a friend of mine runs a haunted trail, and he used a genuine casket. I actually hid in there for ten minutes once waiting for a group, so I guess it depends on what type of casket is being used.

[jackulator]

you better believe it 

[Uncle Bingo]

Oh how the people DID love it. The fear had them crying and laughing one second, and then provided them with some authentic casket knowledge the next. It's important to us.