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marleycake
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 03:22:04 pm » |
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just let me fucking talk for a second, hello! the return of fudgebody some twisted personality jack has devloped for halloween "im dead, yeah i need a casket please, sir! hello? sigh ..are you waiting for me to say something, hello? sigh! " best line ever ahahah He Seems to Be Completely Unreceptive!!! The tests I gave him show no sense at all ahah great line from "the who - tommy" jack is so legendary how could you not know that !! Luxury casket, i deserve a little luxury right! i just wet my pants god damnit ahahah ahahah thats funny yo! you start speaking backwards and the guy starts speaking german or swedish bahaha what an idiot! thats definitely a first for the jackulator9000 great call
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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Baggins
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 05:53:45 pm » |
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"I know it's an inappropriate time" "Yes it is an inappropriate time" And what the hell was that all about at the end. Can anybody translate.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2010, 06:00:11 pm » |
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I loved the end. It was a duel between the guy speaking German and Jack speaking in reverse.
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 08:11:05 pm » |
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"Just let me fucking talk for a second!" "Lonnie Fudgebody." "I'm dead." "I know it's disrespectful to the dead..." "SO, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!" "A momentous occasion..bird dogging chicks and banging beaver!" "I intend to keep it." "A tall heavyset man could appear suspicious wearing a red dress. Halloween is this weekend!" "It can hold up to five hundred pounds. Me too." And the German versus speaking backwards duel at the end wow. Weird that they sound kind of similar. Great Comp! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!
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christiankur
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 03:43:55 am » |
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Great call! I speak quite good German (and Swedish) but I couldn't understand a word of what the guy in the end said.
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 09:54:30 am » |
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Great call! I speak quite good German (and Swedish) but I couldn't understand a word of what the guy in the end said. that's fuckin weird.. now I wonder what the hell he was saying even more
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Sfingle
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 01:44:25 pm » |
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HOLIDAY-CASKET. It's a momentous occasion.
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christiankur
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 02:00:08 pm » |
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that's fuckin weird.. now I wonder what the hell he was saying even more I listened to it a few more times, it does sound German (but with a thiiick accent) or it is some eastern European language. It sounds like he says "In zwei Stunden" - in two hours? and next sounds like "Machen Sie?" - Do you? Anyways, there's not enough words in there for me to get an idea of whats going on - but it is a Jack call (and a great one) after all
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suhantt
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 10:44:22 pm » |
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Last year's calls were hard to beat but these came pretty damn close
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jackulator
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 12:24:23 am » |
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I decided not to even try -- last year's were pretty epic
but we did HAVE to do halloween calls this year, what with it being 'this weekend'
next year it is too, so Bronco has some ideas already -- we might have a halloween 2011 idea committee
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metalboss44
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 05:58:16 am » |
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How come it's so god damn expensive?
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Joker in a basket
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2010, 11:44:39 pm » |
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"In the woods..."
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 02:24:20 am » |
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typpinarkoosi
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2010, 10:14:49 pm » |
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He just speaks shitty German. He probably took one class of German in high school and tries to be a smart ass for Jack.
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2011, 01:44:45 pm » |
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this is a momentous occasion...
lady- oh really? a momentous occasion?
jack-bird doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver!
*click* What makes it funnier is that that lady sounded like she was trying to deter you by giving you the price "999 dollar casket" like she was uppity or something.
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christiankur
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 10:15:33 am » |
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Ah, now I get the German: First sentence he asks if you'll come by in two hours. Still working on the second one
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2012, 01:18:03 am » |
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"i'm dead! i need a casket. i'm DEAD!" hahahaha jesus i was in tears nobody even seemed to question that until the third guy "i need a casket.' 'did someone in your family pass?' 'me? me." this whole fucking call had me in tears, i can't believe i missed it until now
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2012, 07:37:56 pm » |
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this has been one of my favorites. the whole theme and topics are ridiculously funny. I love the messed up "I GOT CASKET!!!" "Where the storm at?" and the ending of course. -In the fuckin' cah. I love when you use lines that don't fit or make sense like that. u gotta do that more often recently I learned (or should say realized) just exactly what goes into making a fucking casket. Jesus WTF, do people realize that they're putting a DEAD person in essentially the most luxurious bed ever made? If some one close to me dies, fuck that, I'm making a wooden box myself and put em in. How or why does the casket being fluffy and comfortable made me feel better?
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Lando Wolfcake
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2012, 09:50:50 pm » |
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haha i also forgot to mention how much i liked 'rat/cheeeese.' snuck in there as a greeting to the woman around 170 ahahaha
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