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« on: December 25, 2010, 01:49:41 pm » |
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DOWNLOAD LINK: click here to download!Merry Christmas everybody! Sorry this is the only comp. We just got a new recorder for the band, so I've been spending a lot of time farting around learning how to use it and remixing songs we've recorded in the past. Plus I've been working on a new Jack board, although we didn't get to use it on this session because it isn't done yet. So even though we're out of practice, there's a few laughs in this one, but the session was more or less to warm us up for the New Year's calls. So enjoy, and check back on New Year's!  P.S. this comp was recorded with our new 8-track recorder, so the quality should be better  |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2010, 03:03:29 pm » |
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Well, uh, my prayers have been answered, Turkel.  I loved the deepened Jack voice. Sounded kinda like if Harrison Ford met Jigsaw and they both had just spent the night drinking whiskey and smoking cigars.  |
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2010, 04:38:18 pm » |
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The deep voice Jack is an entirely different person. He sounds hip like Barry White and a bit devilish. More deep Jack |
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2010, 11:55:26 pm » |
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He's back! My favorite's the deep voice, but I was a little terrified when he said "hello sweetie" with his deep voice.  "I'd rather stick my dick in a bear trap"...  Happy Holidays Jackulator! |
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2010, 06:31:00 pm » |
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yay! great call. christmas present of condoms. big dukeroo. "something through the roof?" Well, uh, my prayers have been answered, Turkel. I loved the deepened Jack voice. Sounded kinda like if Harrison Ford met Jigsaw and they both had just spent the night drinking whiskey and smoking cigars. awesome analogy. I love the visualization that that brings.  oh and "John Handbitch" you make her laugh you got herpres |
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2010, 07:02:31 pm » |
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Interesting to have a Christmas call after a Halloween one. Love how disgusted that lady was when he said "John Handbitch". And great use of "Shut up! You don't understand!" You are going to make tweaked calls with the others? |
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 02:39:05 pm » |
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The high-pitched voice is cute. I imagned Jack as a little elf. The laughs are hilarious with these voices.
"I'm using condoms, boys and girls", maybe Jack should teach sex ed.
Good calls, great to hear some new ones!
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buster01
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2010, 04:53:42 pm » |
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"I'm using condoms, boys and girls", maybe Jack should teach sex ed.
"Now, insert penis here in the: VAGINA! Oh, it's a lotta fun." |
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 10:54:00 am » |
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 01:59:56 am » |
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Excellent work. Good work. More Deep Jack, reminded me of a kidnapper or something like that. |
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2011, 08:01:09 am » |
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Cheers for the latest one! |
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2011, 02:13:20 pm » |
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jumbo fucking sweet cheeks, eating condoms deep voice jack rules but the midget voice had the best theme for Xmas because i can sense jack being short and elf like you know....dancing around the toilet it must not break its a Christmas present : shut up you don't understand!   not the plain ones LUXURY! [devil jack] you wouldn't wanna join me [lady] excuse me [devil jack] nothing I'm talking to my business partner sorry |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 09:22:02 am » |
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Woulda been fun if you had asked some of the girls if they had tried any of the condoms |
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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 10:08:10 am » |
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"years ago we had condoms.....not anymore" hahaha oh the good ol days
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 10:16:20 am » |
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im waiting to hear if anyone carries "barbeque" condoms haha
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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2011, 09:22:22 pm » |
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For some reason " I thought so" sounds very creepy. "What's the biggest one you got?" "It must not break." |
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2011, 09:03:59 am » |
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i have a feeling jack reuses condoms, the fact that he states "A New Condom" |
you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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jackulator
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2011, 07:10:28 pm » |
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just a quick rinse and you're back in business  |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 11:34:51 am » |
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no wonder Jack has herpes  |
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2011, 03:40:22 pm » |
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Did you guys make those New Year calls?
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jackulator
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 05:15:42 pm » |
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couldn't -- ma shit broke
too broke to replace it, but I'll have work checks rollin in in a few weeks
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