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Baggins
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 08:28:57 pm » |
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What did that guy say? "Call me tomorrow when you're less...."
I like how even when told he can't have his case in Chicago, Jack still insists with a "the case is still open."
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Howard Beale
A Madman of the People
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I harass women.
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 08:41:09 pm » |
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Jack’s lady troubles never seem to end.  In all this time, how many divorces has Jack had, or is he still trying to convince a lawyer to handle his first one? |
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 08:50:42 pm » |
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I'm guessin choice #2  |
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Howard Beale
A Madman of the People
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I harass women.
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 09:12:13 pm » |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 09:25:47 pm » |
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best moment by far: "I will admit that I fucked my sister Elizabeth."  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 10:42:01 pm » |
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I love the guy being completely flustered at around 3 mins Attorney: What is your... where-where-where do you... Jack: What?  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 11:08:35 pm » |
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I love the guy being completely flustered at around 3 mins Attorney: What is your... where-where-where do you... Jack: What? yeah I love moments like that |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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Location: State mental institution...no that's the Wilshire country club I'm lucky they let me join
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 12:21:36 am » |
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 01:11:30 am » |
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Jack got very convincing after "They're still tryin' to find her" |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 02:07:50 am » |
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The case is still open. Instant classic Jack moment. "Well if that's true I'm really beautiful, Batman." |
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Harry Horscoch
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2011, 04:51:20 pm » |
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It is nice to hear Jack listening to some Bach.  |
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2011, 01:07:51 pm » |
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the background music is brillant! [where does your wife live] well i dunno..she left my ass....... [you live in newyork city, and you dont know where she is] we're still tryin to find her... 3 years ago i got a girl pregnant, knocked up some panama city slut..well that lil girl friend was pretty in some cheap sort of way.. i will admit that i fucked my sister elizabeth, we're both very angery about it so fucking insane  SIR? i need a lawyer  |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 10:46:20 am » |
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haha I just love confused victims. Always fun to hear about Jack's complicated marriage. Now he fucked his sister?  That they're in Chicago and he's in New York doesn't have to be a problem, he could have suggested to drive straight trough and be there in time for supper. |
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Stevie Boy
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Most Excellent!
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2011, 07:28:27 am » |
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The lawyer is verbally tripping over himself with the enormity of Jack's insanity |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2011, 03:10:22 pm » |
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You'd think more people would end up flustered like this guy with all of Jack's insanity. However, I noticed that not just in Jack's call, but also in some of the call's I made, that people tend to completely ignore crazy shit.  |
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2011, 03:35:21 pm » |
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yeah that's fuckin weird -- maybe there's a lot more crazy people out there than we think -- so anyone who has to answer phones a lot is used to it or something |
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Joker in a basket
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2011, 12:30:39 am » |
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The one thing you got to give Jack credit for is when he's consulting with a lawyer, at least he's brutally honest with him or her. Admitting all of the cheating, the pregnancies, his feelings. At least the lawyer won't have any surprises in court. Then again, they never usually take his cases to begin with. |
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2011, 03:00:41 am » |
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nice calll alot of funny moment to post.
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TOTAL RECALL
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2011, 01:01:44 am » |
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2011, 03:23:46 am » |
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very soon my friend -- very soon I know it's been too long when roy starts bugging ME for a change |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2011, 08:21:26 am » |
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I listened to this again; I love the insane background music! what is that?? |
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2011, 08:46:06 pm » |
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I think it's from a Richard Dreyfuss movie -- a bunch of people are dancing to it on a stage rehearsing or something
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2011, 08:46:46 pm » |
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God damn it I was sure I banned this fucking bot.
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