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BroadwayJack
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 09:39:02 pm » |
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Bobby Strawberry FTW!
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 12:03:48 am » |
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 12:49:33 am » |
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right.... hahaha exactly 'radio'   |
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TOTAL RECALL
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 03:43:22 pm » |
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that temporary modem interruption really hurt jack's ears hahahahaah |
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marleycake
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2011, 01:17:25 pm » |
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some people got job issues paying bill issues .. jacks got toilet issues  constantly  til the point where he needs a lawyer bob strawberry, whadyathink you gonna be able to fix the thing bobs radio sounds like the beatles song tomorrow never knows |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 01:41:32 am » |
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Outstanding call. OW!! to the fax machine sound. Always feel the same way when I hear that. Spell strawberry?! Nice job.  MORE TOILET ISSUES, be serious, you made these calls for me didn't you  "You gonna be able to fix the thing" perfect. TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF! The back track sounds nowhere near as loud as it does in some of the other calls. I love those people who just can't hang up out of faggoty white courtesy. |
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Zamot
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 10:26:30 am » |
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A Jack line that ends with "toilet" is always funny.
Love the new alias.
"Is there any way you could turn the radio down"
"Yeah" *music volume increases* LMAO
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 10:31:24 pm » |
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I just realized that if I endured one of Jack's calls, the last thing I would say before hanging up is "Call me back", like this lady and so many other people do.  |
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five easy pizzas
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I was asking if you wanted to.
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2011, 01:55:57 pm » |
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Now I can't tell if I like Strawberry or Fudgebody as the best Jack alias--But of course he's named after a fruit. He doesn't like a goddamn vegetable.  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2011, 02:20:01 pm » |
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I think Fudgebody is better -- just no way that's a real name.. but then roy and I looked up 'nathan batman' one time and it was actually in the phone book... anyway strawberry is cute, but it's more the way he says it that makes it funny probably "Shockers Beat Braves NEW MARKET - Starting pitcher Paul Rutt struck out 11 batters in seven innings of four-run ball to help New Market defeat Montezuma 6-5 in a Rockingham County Baseball League game Monday. The Shockers improved to 6-6; the Braves dropped to 7-4. New Market right fielder Nathan Batman went 2-for-4 with two RBIs, designated hitter Jeremy Hafer went 2-for-3 with a double, an RBI and a run scored, and Tim Spore went 2-f... "
http://www.dnronline.com/opinion_details.php?AID=48428&CHID=46 |
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Joker in a basket
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 12:23:43 am » |
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Is it me, or when the caller asked Jack to turn his radio down, he just turned it up higher? Can't say I blame him, hearing that loud feedback/fax machine sound in the beginning hurt my ears too. Poor Jack. Even a soundboard has sensitive hearing. |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 04:59:07 pm » |
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Jack's always breaking his damn toilet I love when she asks him to turn the radio down, he says "yeah", then turns it up to full blast, like he turned the radio dial the wrong way. "That's pretty funny." Bob Strawberry = Best new Jack alias I've heard in awhile. The second lady sounded very skeptical of that name. (Gunshot) (Good-natured laughter) "Have you got a radio on or something there?" "Yeah" "Turn it off!" "Why?" She was being something of a cunt, wasn't she? THREEEEEEEEEE - (turns music back up) |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 11:10:18 pm » |
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I think Fudgebody is better -- just no way that's a real name.. but then roy and I looked up 'nathan batman' one time and it was actually in the phone book... anyway strawberry is cute, but it's more the way he says it that makes it funny probably
I always loved the way he says "Strawberry" ice cream cone. it just makes you laugh. ahahaha btw you should use fudgbody more often and those other gold ones too. like Pusspond? or Turtlecrotch. or that one that sounded Japanese or something FUCK-BUTT-CHEEK I thought of one you might make: Vaginis (combine vagina and penis) |
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TOTAL RECALL
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2011, 12:47:59 am » |
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Bronco, that Sgt Pepper portrait is an absolute masterpiece....seriously I want that hahhahahah
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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2011, 09:04:42 pm » |
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Bronco, that Sgt Pepper portrait is an absolute masterpiece....seriously I want that hahhahahah
amen to that -- make a fuckin great big poster of it |
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marleycake
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 09:56:40 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2011, 10:47:03 pm » |
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Alright, this one was also equally hilarious as the last, turning the weird reverse jack sound volume up when asked to turn it down XD Brilliant |
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2011, 06:14:57 am » |
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that's roy for ya -- he's a real comedian
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marleycake
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2011, 08:14:31 am » |
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@5:56 Always look at the bright side of your life //Backwards// |
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