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« on: May 26, 2007, 03:59:53 am » |
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 01:31:41 pm » |
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 What was that thing after the dog barking? I love it. It's nearly as good as the car horn! I love all the sound effects. |
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jackulator
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 01:37:12 pm » |
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that's the party favor jack blows after shouting "This town needs an enema!!" in Batman haha
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 01:40:40 pm » |
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By the way, the guy at the start who returned your phone call - was that meant? I thought you always witheld your caller ID when doing these calls? Anyway it's pretty smart how you had the Jackulator all set up when he called back, or was all this planned and you knew he'd call back at a certain time?
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 01:43:07 pm » |
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I made the mistake of signing up for something free on the Internet, and all these companies were calling me for like a month, so I just kept the jackboard loaded incase it was one of them
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 04:29:17 pm » |
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wow... you just made me stain my couch with dr. pepper....i've already heard this one, but i was only half paying attention..and when he asks who it is and the answer is "the big dukearoo"..i finally had some sprayage.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2007, 04:56:06 pm » |
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you might want to think about purchasing some comprehensive furniture insurance - just make sure there's no jackulator 9000 clause
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 01:43:57 am » |
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I love it how he yells "Shut yer pipe hole". You definitively gotta use that clip some more.
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 01:55:47 pm » |
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Jack: "Do you have any peroxide? I cut myself shaving." *Laughs*
Pharmacist: "That's funny? That isn't funny at all!"
I love that line! And the Jack, Arnold, and De Niro call was awesome in every way!
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 03:09:06 pm » |
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KaptainTrips
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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2008, 11:23:49 pm » |
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"He is having a Ball on the phone, here" Yeah, she got creeped out  The employment seeking was great! ps- when the Small Business guy was about to give ya his web site and you ran "Words were invented-- go ahead" was my 3rd guffaw |
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 11:01:22 pm » |
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My favorite is that pharmacy call (besides Arnold of course  ) "do you accept people of the jewish persuasion?" Uhh, this is a pharmacy sir, LOVE THAT. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 12:25:31 pm » |
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I love the second call where he sighs at the automated device..haha "What do I got?" The guys out of it..Jack just needs some work. The guys just ignoring him *Jack cries* =( "My daddy's a gay hustler in Manhattan" holy crap that hilarious! That guy was quick. LoL The third call was very entertaining. That guy was a good sport. Cutting yourself shaving can be funny if you were being clumsy..."are you planning on photographing it?" lol Great comp all around.  |
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