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cave creep'n rock leap'n days are over
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 12:33:13 am » |
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Good.
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 02:03:49 am » |
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News breaking during Trump's tv show. The Donald should be pissed.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 02:21:39 am » |
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In a GUNFIGHT no less, very cool news.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 04:04:43 am » |
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Bin Goldstein is dead. The focal point of our nation's hate and rage -- the scapegoat the Bush administration used to distract us from the shit they were pulling -- he dead. End of an era. Good luck with those 72 virgins.
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 12:33:06 pm » |
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funniest thing about Bin Laden: "They dumped his body into the sea......now what if some of the radiation from Japan gives bin Laden new life and he mutates into a giant humanoid? Who will save us? WHO DAMMIT?!? WHO?!?!?"
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 03:34:27 pm » |
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funniest thing about Bin Laden: "They dumped his body into the sea......now what if some of the radiation from Japan gives bin Laden new life and he mutates into a giant humanoid? Who will save us? WHO DAMMIT?!? WHO?!?!?"
Well, if Godzilla is too busy with Mothra, you can always count on Big Man Japan.
Giant humanoid Bin Laden doesn't stand a chance.
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marleycake
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 05:28:54 pm » |
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Bin Goldstein is dead. The focal point of our nation's hate and rage -- the scapegoat the Bush administration used to distract us from the shit they were pulling -- he dead. End of an era. Good luck with those 72 virgins.
i'm sure moses will take his 72 virgins, infact i bet he is getting his fancy on with all of em right now
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 08:02:01 pm » |
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funniest thing about Bin Laden: "They dumped his body into the sea......now what if some of the radiation from Japan gives bin Laden new life and he mutates into a giant humanoid? Who will save us? WHO DAMMIT?!? WHO?!?!?"
good one
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 08:26:37 pm » |
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I think Bin Laden was given a Muslim/Islamic burial to avoid future protests in the middle east and tossed him in the sea, because they didn't want to give up his body to one of the middle eastern countries I assume. I hear there's a fake video of his burial, but it's actually a computer virus that affects PCs. Jesus. All in all, one less old and ugly murdering psychopath in the world.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 10:16:11 pm » |
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something smells fishy
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buster01
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2011, 03:03:44 pm » |
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something smells fishy
Probably the shithead's corpse.
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2011, 03:13:50 pm » |
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something burning? OOHHohh say can you see FIRE i am gonna BBQ today in honor of him being raped by his own 72 virgins right now with big dildo attachments with spikes that squirts lemon juice and mercury ill be thinking of osama while i flip my butcher's cut backstrip
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 03:17:50 pm » |
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I'm glad they're not releasing the pictures of his body
the only people that would really care are the same people that would put the picture on tee shirts and shit...
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 03:29:55 pm » |
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I'm glad they're not releasing the pictures of his body
the only people that would really care are the same people that would put the picture on tee shirts and shit...
i can understand the people that would wanna see it knowing there family burned to death or had to make a decision to consciously jump off of a building. most people wouldn't put that shit on a t shirt i mean its not like the states is a third world country in distress and people walking around with AKs in there hand and backs screaming WE GOT HIM LETS ALL JACK OFF AND SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AFTER HOURS OF THERAPY CONVULSIONS ON THE FLOOR
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