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« on: June 21, 2011, 02:13:37 am »

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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 02:31:50 am »
Lonney Wendy - I'm a food critic


lonney wendy is the kinda guy to stand naked in an open field with a bottle of wine and some old pipe hash, in search of himself through self interventional therapy

[what would you like the card message to read] lllllove my father..what do i give back to someone who use to hit me on the ass  tongue smiley grin T_Angry4 T_Grin5 T_Grin4
you have an act that really makes people feel uneasy due to the insanity  T_cheesy2 T_Anger3 T_Grin5 T_Angry4 T_Grin4 T_Grin4 T_Grin3

"he use to hit my mother...Not anymore"  grin lipsrsealed 
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 02:54:16 am »
maybe we can live without the pain and frustration  grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 04:22:32 pm »
-can I have your phone number?
planning on photographing it?
-no
what a break
at this point I don't even know what the hell they're talking about  grin huh grin

i loved the hit me on the ass line and the jump in the shower SPLOOSH!. thats how you take a shower

also liked "flippy stippies" as a type of flower.  cheesy was that from Anger management?
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 06:47:03 pm »
Breathtaking... I don't know what to say... I love everything.  grin
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 10:23:59 pm »
haha Thank goodness she's not going to photograph his phone number.

Also "I'm a food critic" seems to be a good explanation of why he's sending the flowers to himself.
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 11:08:24 pm »
Jack is BACK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 05:00:54 pm »
(Fart) "Sounds like my third crotch."

"I love my father...He used to hit my mother...not anymore."  lipsrsealed angry

Love how he screams in pain when he hears the price.

Love the "flippy stippies" bit, too.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 12:29:54 am »
For some reason listening to all the father's day calls I started to imagine a cranky Bruce Dern as Jack's Dad and Robert Duvall as his crazy drunken Uncle who jeer, curse and berate him and try to get him out of the house as Jack, trying to play the doting son, calls to arrange a late father's day gift. Not sure why but it makes all the calls even funnier. Is that crazy?  huh
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2011, 06:16:14 pm »
hey man -- you should make a pic or two out of that  cheesy cheesy cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 12:02:29 am »
Quote from: jackulator on September 24, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
hey man -- you should make a pic or two out of that  cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sorry, I don't have photoshop, my friend. But, if you or any of the other artists like Marleycake or Bronco want to make some I would llllllllllooooovvvveeeee to see 'em!  Can ya do that? cool
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 02:04:28 am »
I think I could probably whip something like that out  T_grin
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 02:19:33 am »
Here's some pics that you could try for Robert Duvall and Bruce Dern  smiley
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