#439 The Stack Brothers: A Slow Burn (17:19)

[jackulator]

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[246toothpicks]

Your services are no longer required. You're fired. 
Jack beat his own mom this time around eh?   

[Amygdala]

Wow, so much confusion... very good, I forgot what this call was even about half way through, then Bill just starts randomly talking about (whatever)...
Plus all the different weird names really enhanced my experience...
This one's amazing Jack, usually when they have this much patience you can get all the good stuff in! 
Flippy Stippies sure is a very hot subject these days...

Extremely good call, just kept getting better, and the ending was JACKULATERRIFIC! 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOHOO!!!!

[marleycake]

Bruce Noticky 

I dunno..let me sleep on it 

what are you crazy...i'm sorry i've lost my mind 

ahaha what movie is all that horror screaming shit in 

he said he wanted to live drunk 

[Lady] bruce?  [Jack]  hhheyyy it's meee 

[TOTAL RECALL]

Oh man, the end of this call had me dying

[christiankur]

What's your email address: www.jackulator.com hahahahahahahahaha :'(

[Mr. Jack Torrance]

lol at the beginning when he was like "i forgot fathers day...i'm sorry pop. *crys*"
his dads name is lando applestack...."lanto? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"what would you like to say on the card? Your services are no longer required."
overall really great call!!!!

[CallMeBronco]

Notickie is a good name
when you saw the address it sounds like some one yelling in her background

when she asks for some one else Bill Clinton comes to the rescue. Of course he makes things more confusing  his random babbling is hilarious

the new material for these calls was awesome 

[jackulator]

thanks man -- we only got around to using half of it sadly 

but there's always next year 

[wiggum87]

Oh man, the end of this call had me dying

well that makes two of us

[christiankur]

The Geico guy would've made a great  third Stack brother 

[jackulator]

some adorable little fat bitch, sittin here talkin about rape

[asshole]

The Stack Brothers belong in the loony bin, along with their old man 

Can't believe how much this woman put up with...

[buster01]

Hats off Jackulator this was one of those calls that I could barely believe was real and I mean that as a compliment. It might be a new classic seriously!

The completely insane names, Jack talking about being abused, and abusing his mother, Clinton's random babbling, the weird horror sounds, the repeated address confusion, Jack's crying, Jack's request for the inscription on the card, Jack's "email address," and of course that truly ridiculous and hilarious ending. Bravo! 

And what the hell are flippy stippies?

[jackulator]

hehe -- this is actually roy's call but I'll pass along your kudos

'flippy stippies' are from the outtakes from 'Anger Management' -- when Jack was trying to run through the list of drugs that Adam Sandler's character was to stay away from -- he meant to say 'slippy flippies' or something like that

I got it from the DVD extras -- I believe it was Bingo that passed along the audio from that, though I could be wrong

I agree this call is hilarious though

we played it for a friend of ours tuesday night all drunk and he was almost crying

then we played him 'someone took a shit in your backyard' (another one of roy's I might add) and he WAS crying -- as were roy and I -- I forgot how funny some of these calls are when you're in the right mood... good god

I got a wicked stomach workout that night

[CallMeBronco]

made this just for you (I couldve done better on the lettering but coulnd find a good color that stood out well)

[jackulator]

I just open it in flash when I do the lettering and use a glow and a drop shadow -- that way you can have the lettering be any color you like:

[CallMeBronco]

I tip my hat to you sir.    thanx, thats a good idea. Dont know why I didnt think of that before 

why don't u give that to your father next year Jack

[jackulator]

actually my father would get a huge kick out of that if I printed it out like a card

he used to say gross stuff like that when we were kids whenever he was mad at what little assholes we were being -- probably felt emboldened by Mr. Bill Cosby's saying, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out."

[buster01]

I just open it in flash when I do the lettering and use a glow and a drop shadow -- that way you can have the lettering be any color you like:

That's fucking beautiful. Lovely. Perfect. Spectacular. I never doubted ya for a minute.