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Amygdala
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 11:09:25 pm » |
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Wow, so much confusion... very good, I forgot what this call was even about half way through, then Bill just starts randomly talking about (whatever)... Plus all the different weird names really enhanced my experience... This one's amazing Jack, usually when they have this much patience you can get all the good stuff in! Flippy Stippies sure is a very hot subject these days... Extremely good call, just kept getting better, and the ending was JACKULATERRIFIC! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOHOO!!!!
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marleycake
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 11:48:03 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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TOTAL RECALL
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 01:54:12 am » |
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Oh man, the end of this call had me dying
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Mr. Jack Torrance
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 10:19:40 am » |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 04:10:57 pm » |
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Notickie is a good name when you saw the address it sounds like some one yelling in her background when she asks for some one else Bill Clinton comes to the rescue. Of course he makes things more confusing his random babbling is hilarious the new material for these calls was awesome
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 04:13:19 pm » |
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thanks man -- we only got around to using half of it sadly but there's always next year
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 04:47:53 pm » |
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Oh man, the end of this call had me dying well that makes two of us
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2011, 07:53:01 am » |
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some adorable little fat bitch, sittin here talkin about rape
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2011, 11:32:44 am » |
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The Stack Brothers belong in the loony bin, along with their old man Can't believe how much this woman put up with...
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2011, 10:17:28 pm » |
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2011, 11:05:57 pm » |
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hehe -- this is actually roy's call but I'll pass along your kudos
'flippy stippies' are from the outtakes from 'Anger Management' -- when Jack was trying to run through the list of drugs that Adam Sandler's character was to stay away from -- he meant to say 'slippy flippies' or something like that
I got it from the DVD extras -- I believe it was Bingo that passed along the audio from that, though I could be wrong
I agree this call is hilarious though
we played it for a friend of ours tuesday night all drunk and he was almost crying
then we played him 'someone took a shit in your backyard' (another one of roy's I might add) and he WAS crying -- as were roy and I -- I forgot how funny some of these calls are when you're in the right mood... good god
I got a wicked stomach workout that night
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2011, 11:18:00 pm » |
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made this just for you (I couldve done better on the lettering but coulnd find a good color that stood out well)
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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2011, 12:06:36 pm » |
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I just open it in flash when I do the lettering and use a glow and a drop shadow -- that way you can have the lettering be any color you like:
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2011, 04:31:00 pm » |
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I tip my hat to you sir. thanx, thats a good idea. Dont know why I didnt think of that before why don't u give that to your father next year Jack
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2011, 09:11:39 pm » |
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actually my father would get a huge kick out of that if I printed it out like a card
he used to say gross stuff like that when we were kids whenever he was mad at what little assholes we were being -- probably felt emboldened by Mr. Bill Cosby's saying, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out."
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2011, 09:45:54 pm » |
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Melvin Udall
You make sandwiches don't you?
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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2011, 06:24:30 am » |
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Classic . . . particularly when Jack wanted to fire his father lol. Too bad the lady didn't get it.
Can you call some other gift shops and have them write weird messages in the card?
i.e. What would you like on the card?
"Hey it's me" "Your next door Neighbour" "I love you"
etc.
Thanks.
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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2011, 10:32:47 am » |
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that's a good idea mel
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2011, 02:59:30 am » |
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Classic . . . particularly when Jack wanted to fire his father lol. Too bad the lady didn't get it.
Can you call some other gift shops and have them write weird messages in the card?
i.e. What would you like on the card?
"Hey it's me" "Your next door Neighbour" "I love you"
etc.
Thanks.
Great idea - another one that could be fun: "Hey dad it's me" "I thought to myself - wouldn't life be easier if you were gay?" "I love you"
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2011, 08:06:22 am » |
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yeah I'm pretty sure we can come up with some pretty bizarre shit to say on the cards hehe
that's a whole new business page really
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2011, 03:48:49 pm » |
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haha, these people must be used to dealing with crazies from portland
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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2011, 05:26:25 pm » |
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can't believe we had to get all the way to Raven Cocksnot before she stopped 'buying it' though
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marleycake
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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2011, 06:20:58 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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Harry Horscoch
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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2011, 06:29:18 pm » |
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I liked how he kept calling her sir and she never corrects him. How she put up with all of those weird sounds I'll never know.
Was that her boss, or someone, laughing in the background during: "Your services are no longer required"?
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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2011, 06:30:01 pm » |
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no that was me and roy
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Harry Horscoch
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2011, 06:47:21 pm » |
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When he was giving the "jackulator.com" did she say: 'dot, shit!"
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2011, 06:50:11 pm » |
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she better not have. I still have the tones we dialed to call her on the raw audio file... I could upload the audio to this website that analyzes the tones and tells you what number you called, and then use that information to find her location and then put jackulator.com bumper stickers all over her car
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« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2011, 10:39:28 pm » |
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she better not have. I still have the tones we dialed to call her on the raw audio file... I could upload the audio to this website that analyzes the tones and tells you what number you called, and then use that information to find her location and then put jackulator.com bumper stickers all over her car Hahaha
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 pm » |
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Missed ya Jackulator I think Jack was really talk about the relationship between him and his sone Danny.
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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2011, 10:44:01 pm » |
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