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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 03:26:37 pm » |
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otherwise you're too chicken shit to do it yourself taco fart nicholson!  Talk To Me! i'm gonna punch myself in the body he use to hit me in the side of the face if i lost at baseball  |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 04:22:15 pm » |
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Im gonna punch myself... in the body *BIFF* ow! love that routine and then possibly, no definitely the most weirdest thing Jack ever said; describing sperm and sex  |
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 04:36:37 pm » |
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we have some kind of a weird race...  |
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Amygdala
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 07:06:30 pm » |
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So they have just about everything, but probably no flippy stippies...  I love the 'weird race'  and how his dad used to sock him in the face if he made a mistake playing with 'various balls' *fart* The ending was great, instant hang-up. Good stuff. |
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 02:10:44 pm » |
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The sperm story... "First prize was my mother's egg" More father and self abuse  He used to sock me in the face if I made a mistake playing baseball...and football, basketball, bakin cookie balls |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 07:52:49 pm » |
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these fathers day calls are a return to top form for team jackulator i think. they've got the right balance of wackiness and string-along-ability. and in this particular call, i was very much enjoying the new shining lines. the more shining, the better!
i was laughing out loud when the woman just said "tony strawberry" as though it was perfectly normal, and couldn't believe she just accepted it. then i remembered the baseball player, daryl (who i only know from watching the simpsons). it got me wondering just how common is that surname in america?
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 09:25:21 pm » |
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thanks man no idea on how common strawberry is -- I've never heard anyone but Darryl named that |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2011, 03:50:30 pm » |
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2011, 10:31:27 pm » |
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"I came out of his balls...we had some sort of a weird race" Genius material, Jack was always the sentimental type. |
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 03:54:03 am » |
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If Jack really has 37 other siblings, I feel bad for the mothers...I feel really bad if all those kids came from one mother. Jesus Christ! "In other words you're too chicken-shit to do it. Right?"  He's not very nice. Great New Calls Jackulator!  Sorry, I haven't been on the site for a while. I feel like shit. I let ya down. (sigh). Again. I've been busy with work. |
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 08:33:02 am » |
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he's very busy you know what he means? very busy. hehe thanks pal |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 04:16:22 pm » |
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I like the fact Jack is such a daddy's boy here since the authentic Mr. Nicholson never even knew his real father. I've heard this one a few times already, but it immediately became my favorite of the new batch the first time I heard it. Even though the sound quality for these new ones is a bit off-putting for large sensitive ears like mine, I hardly notice AT ALL with this one it's so rich with great moments. and ditto to what wiggum said; the more Shining the better. "I'd do anything for him" sounds so funny when you make it refer to father rather than son.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 04:25:01 pm » |
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I'll have to re-listen to this one after work today -- I don't even remember and we'll definitely work in more of Mr. Torrance    |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2011, 09:15:53 pm » |
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You can take ur headphones and shove 'em up your ass!
You can take ur beats and shove 'em up your ass!
You can take your Dr. Dre and shove 'em your ass! Fuck you!
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2011, 09:37:44 pm » |
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what................. THE FUCK? ?  THIS IS HEINOUS! ....Dr. Dre? I thought this is what the "type what you see" thing in the sign up is for. Dont we have that? I thought we did. Mods HELP! |
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