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« on: May 28, 2007, 06:53:14 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 10:38:48 pm » |
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WOULD YOU APOLOGIZE?
I FEEL YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
*FART
I DO
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WHATTYATHANK?
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 12:46:55 am » |
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love the occasional fart/gotta take a shit/what do you think? stuff
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jackulator
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 12:50:15 am » |
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haha - yeah - I had just made a bunch of new wavs for the 'fart' category - like the one about the garbageman, which is one of my personal favorites, so we thought we'd run 'em past the car dealers
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 02:13:08 pm » |
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Hahahaha, "Thaat one!!! That's for me"
Everytime he says "I need a caaar" he kinda sounds like Bush
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 02:20:57 pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2007, 08:39:08 pm » |
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i love how you have Jack cough HAHAHA
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 03:50:21 pm » |
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Damnit, they NEVER hear you when you say "Shut up!" at the beggining of the call. You did it like 5 times and in none of them did they stop talking.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 06:39:33 am » |
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Hahaha this one was actually pretty damn funny. That last guy should sign up here since he seemed to enjoy Jack so much.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 06:40:43 am » |
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Hahaha this one was actually pretty damn funny. That last guy should sign up here since he seemed to enjoy Jack so much. That was me. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 05:38:11 am » |
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I love it when they play along with calling Jack "Colonel or Sir". Unless they know it's a soundboard they must think the caller is a complete freakshow. If I was that guy I wouldn't want to be doing any deals with Jack!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 12:47:59 am » |
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The car salesman was a great sport. At first I thought this might've been the call where the salesman gets mad and says he doesnt want him to 'fucking come down' or something.
"I'm...a little...verydangerous."
"I just took a shit on the toilet like a big boy."
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2008, 05:03:30 pm » |
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I love when Jack plays mood music in the background, he has such great taste in music haha
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 02:42:22 pm » |
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Damnit, they NEVER hear you when you say "Shut up!" at the beggining of the call. You did it like 5 times and in none of them did they stop talking.
Well, I answer phones for a living myself, and it's pretty often that people are saying stupid stuff when we answer the phone, it's best to just ignore it and keep talking...that's what I do anyways. Just today someone was saying something like "yeah, and when i looked at it, it was all nasty and shit" right as I was doing my phone greeting, lol. |
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2008, 09:14:17 am » |
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What's that music and those sounds effects of dogs barking and children playing from?
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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2008, 10:05:49 am » |
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I'm pretty sure they're from Heartburn - when Jack and Meryl were walking around their new house
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« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2008, 01:33:22 am » |
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haha its hilarious when someone answers then "SHUTUP!"
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2008, 07:51:19 am » |
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who's naggin at ya colonel?? Goodbye bud. Hehe, that guy was great  |
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2009, 05:10:01 pm » |
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I need to take a SHIT hehe    Great call!! |
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