You're no crazier than the average asshole walkin' around on the soundboard! We need turkeys here!
Pretty nice website, RIGHT!?
By the way, name's Mike, happy as hell to meet ya, clean and sober for 6 days. I need friends, can you do that?
I think you have some very definite ideas and I'd like to know what they are!
(Jack > English Translation) : Hi, welcome to Jackulator!