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« on: September 24, 2007, 09:01:50 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 03:21:41 am » |
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She was nice. Too bad she didn't want to go for lunch.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 04:01:12 am » |
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Wow, she didn't think much of the witchcraft speech, I though that was awesome
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 05:56:37 am » |
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A soundboard so real that even after you tell your victims you're impersonating Jack Nicholson, they still think the call is legit. Only at Jackulator.com  That was an excellent call, absolutely top notch! |
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 06:39:25 am » |
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Hehe she was cool
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jackulator
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 11:12:56 am » |
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A soundboard so real that even after you tell your victims you're impersonating Jack Nicholson, they still think the call is legit... that continues to amaze me as well - ...Too bad she didn't want to go for lunch. I wish we hadn't lost some of the ones where we actually got jack a date - we're gonna keep trying - we'll get another one ...the witchcraft speech, I though that was awesome
when we first made 'Call them witches' for while we used it to try to get people to call 'sandwiches' 'witches' - but we gave up after a couple of months - but every once in a while we bring it out of retirement - I guess roy figured not to press her on the issue of what to call sandwiches - but went with the story instead - I can't believe she listened to the whole thing - and then also - why the heck she had no response for it whatsoever - it's an interesting story at the very least |
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 02:41:59 pm » |
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Just joined up a couple days ago but this site is endless fun. Recommending it to anyone with ears - great stuff - true soundboard artistry. "waddayathink?"
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jackulator
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 03:00:07 pm » |
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'anyone with ears' haha - nice
but wait - just realized what about deaf people
now I'm thinking maybe I should do transcripts of the calls 'for the hearing impaired'
btw - welcome!
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 08:30:54 pm » |
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The looping fetal goat sound at the begging was very fitting for the rest of the call.
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 01:34:01 am » |
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so many funny parts, but if i have to name my favourite.
"i could eat a horse "sound effect", i did"
lol.
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aDuckWithAConscience
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 01:53:47 am » |
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The Jackulator is the highlight of everyone's day, not just hers. If Al Gore can win a Nobel Peace prize for making a film about ice melting, then what are the fine people at the Jackulator in line for? The key to the city? How about the key to EVERY city and some small rural communities. Excellent one, this one represents the cream of the crop.
And yeah, that's sad you lost the ones where you got Jack a date... I also wanted to hear the one where you got a bunch of girls to talk really nasty, sex-nasty, to Jack. You said somewhere that even Jack couldn't keep up. Ah, oh well, such is life. I wish i could get my galbladder back... but I can't.
I said, "put in the basket!" today while referring to an actual basket and seemed nuts.
"A soundboard so real that even after you tell your victims you're impersonating Jack Nicholson, they still think the call is legit..." Well said.
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 10:10:00 am » |
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haha thanks duck - I doubt there are enough people with a sense of humor in any given town to award Team Jackulator with any kind of prize - except maybe a bench warrant
as far as the sexy-time calls - I'm sure we'll party with some hot babes again at some point
glad to have the duck back in the housh
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2007, 06:17:28 pm » |
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I really would like to meet her, she soulds REALLY nice!  |
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aDuckWithAConscience
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 04:06:45 am » |
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That's because you're crazy.
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2007, 03:12:22 pm » |
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Right?
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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2007, 08:25:16 pm » |
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HAHAHA the witches speech was hilarious - amazing how many words come out of that. I.e. Cocksucker, midwives, medical profession, etc... Really funny call, I'll give it 5
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2008, 06:01:19 pm » |
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A soundboard so real that even after you tell your victims you're impersonating Jack Nicholson, they still think the call is legit. Only at Jackulator.com That was an excellent call, absolutely top notch! Exactly, that's why this is probably one of my favorite calls. |
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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 08:55:39 pm » |
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"I thought you might like to have dinner tonight - DON'T HANG UP" Jack's sounding pretty desperate these days |
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2008, 05:06:04 pm » |
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Sounded like a really pissed off cat in the beginning.. "chicken..chicken..chicken" "what do you got"..Like she's going to tell you everything they have. |
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2008, 01:23:20 am » |
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man this call was beyond amazing. some parts were so funny id burst out with laughter and spit flew onto my monitor  def. 5/5 |
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2008, 01:58:40 pm » |
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A soundboard so real that even after you tell your victims you're impersonating Jack Nicholson, they still think the call is legit. Only at Jackulator.com That was an excellent call, absolutely top notch! i dont think she didnt notice, i just think she was so bored at work she thought shed play along and waste some time |
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2008, 04:05:07 pm » |
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jack is a mack daddy lol
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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2008, 12:41:52 am » |
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Jack: "you play piano?"
Lady: Noo
Jack: "I do"
Lady: "Whilst sobbing?"
Jack: "I like both"
haha that bit is sheer brilliance. How on earth did you respond with "I like both" so quickly??
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2012, 08:19:46 pm » |
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she was interesting, although more the ice cold slut type. jack handled her pretty well
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2012, 09:07:24 pm » |
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I personally admire how this lady made good use of such a unique conversation, allowing Jack to display a decent array of trademarks whilst keeping him involved by dealing out her own edge. She was a fun cutie who knew good humor when she heard it and kept things entertaining where most cold types would've just hung up. This cherry was a doll to love.  |
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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2012, 10:35:02 pm » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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