Things you've learned about Bill Clinton from Jackulator

[buster01]

In honor of the recent call here's a couple things I've learned:

- He farted.

- When people annoy him or can't understand him he accuses them of being "fucking drunk."

- He likes to tell the middle parts of anecdotes without the beginning or the end especially in the middle of conversations without any context.

- He's even more incomprehensible than Jack and tends to ramble nonsense when faced with a direct question.

- He goes by several aliases, notably; Raven Cocksnot.

[HairyChinaman]

I approve of and enjoy this post 

[jackulator]

that's exactly what his grandfather was -- swampland

[stoneeh]

i've learned:

- the man fingers the black woman

[buster01]

- His cock weighs a respectable 8 pounds 7 ounces. 

[CallMeBronco]

-he likes to use onomatopoeia when describing his incidents "the right front tire blew ..."boom" ...

-he has an obsession with body parts and fat people.

-he's broken his leg and cock several times, probably from screwing too many random women he's obsessed with

-he likes to get drunk with strangers and go do reckless things

[stoneeh]

- when confronted by superior forces, he will often just reign in his ego and pray

[marleycake]

- he's always in need of a tow/toe 

- he can feel the air go out of his cock 

- he wore cowboy boots to school

- he owns a convertible

- he had relations with fingers in the dark 

- he's a communist

[buster01]

- he had relations with fingers in the dark 

 A thousand sixteen year old boys. Purely private pursuits.