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« on: October 17, 2007, 12:35:27 am » |
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 05:40:34 am » |
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omg i cracked the hell up when she asked if he wanted bacon bits and he did that crazy fucking laugh
and then just about got a collapsed lung when he said 'hot fucking salad'
"my doctor recommended soup"
"im actually delicious" hahahahaha
man that was a great call, 5 out of 5 from me
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 12:46:58 pm » |
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"I'm actually delicious" i love that line lol. I'm thinking of cutting some files to make my own custom phrases, but i wont say what they are here, because i want them to be a surprise. Good call, jack seems innocent and then turns out to be a psycho  |
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 06:36:01 pm » |
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big luxury steak, ha ha
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 11:04:33 pm » |
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Don't know why but I almost spit my drink out the with routinely used line "money is no object"..I think just because he was talking about just adding soup to his order....also loved that Jack described a date as "mano e mano"....
"i wanna nail you"
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 11:16:51 pm » |
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hahaahaha - me too - as if the soup was gonna be that much more haha
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2007, 11:50:23 am » |
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mano e mano lol
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2007, 12:26:03 pm » |
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My doctor recommended soup.
So would you like a soup ?
Yes.
Would you like to add a soup or you want it instead of salad?
Sure.
Sure you wanna add it?
Sure.
Ok.
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 11:26:00 pm » |
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that call was pretty raunchy for being completely one sided, nice work
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2008, 02:47:45 am » |
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Just gotta say... I'm so going to start ordering a "big, luxury" steak when I'm out!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2008, 02:58:59 am » |
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I'd love to see how people react if you can pull that off with a straight face
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Hike it in, poop it out
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 06:59:50 pm » |
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It's annoying when employees say "huh?' when the can't hear. It's very unprofessional. Oh and very funny call, nice work.
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2008, 09:27:56 pm » |
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Hahaha, when she asked a regular question like "Would you like that littered in bacon bits and cheese and stuff" Jack was like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!", I couldn't stop laughing at how crazy he sounded.  |
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2008, 04:54:29 pm » |
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hahaahaha - me too - as if the soup was gonna be that much more haha
Jack's always coming up short..Can't seem to afford soup..hahaha |
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2008, 05:22:10 pm » |
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haha "jeff bagway?" i could laughing in the background:D
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2008, 08:23:59 pm » |
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are the bits of trumpet from when Jack sings La Vie En Rose in Something's Gotta Give?
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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2008, 11:59:42 pm » |
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I scanned through trying to find what you were talking about but I couldn't find it
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 05:42:49 pm » |
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are the bits of trumpet from when Jack sings La Vie En Rose in Something's Gotta Give?
It sounds like the music from Chinatown. It's the part of the call when she puts him on hold right? |
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Big big big big big big jumbo luxury. Can you do that?
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2009, 07:15:54 pm » |
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I'd like an omelet
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2009, 09:36:30 pm » |
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"Next woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars" haha great quote from Cuckoo's Nest. Jack's laughing response to "loaded with bacon bits and cheese" was perfect  |
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2010, 05:14:25 am » |
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jeff fagwhite jeff needs a luxury steak, hot fucking salad with rshinshubhsha dressing and blue cheese with a beer and a chicken soup that his dr recommended lol fuck fart whats that smell! lol i love how jack just randomly asks her out ahahah im gonna start doing that  JUST UR TITS |
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2010, 08:32:46 pm » |
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jeff fagwhite jeff needs a luxury steak, hot fucking salad with rshinshubhsha dressing and blue cheese with a beer and a chicken soup that his dr recommended lol fuck fart whats that smell! lol i love how jack just randomly asks her out ahahah im gonna start doing that JUST UR TITS yeah just don't ask the way jack does -- or do actually wtf do I know about women anyway haha |
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