Me to Kanye West:
"Who are you?"
Me to Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton:
"her vagina was about as big as a goddamn tree trunk."
or "her vagina smells like oyster"
Me to the ladies on the feud:
"Jesus Christ! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
or with Bill Murray "Can you stop your lips from flapping for two little seconds?"
to fox news:
"do you actually buy that horse shit?"
to my boss (with Al Pacino):
"What you're hired for... is to help us, does that seem clear to you? To HELP US! NOT TO FUCK US UP!!!!"
I'd be joking because actually my boss is pretty nice, but he's always forgetting to get stuff done.