Today is my big day.

[HairyChinaman]

I know I've been talking about

A lot on this forum, and that is because I am a woman trapped in a man's body.

Well today all that changes, in about an hour I am off to the Mayo clinic to have my sex change operation.

So good bye Willie, hello Susie!

I hope all you boys don't get too excited when I post pictures of my

<3


Oh and also

Fools 

[CallMeBronco]

ahh I knew it was



real women avoid talk of their vagina like the plague for some reason.
If I had a vagina I'd probably try stuffing all kinds of stupid shit inside and end up in hospital like one of those freaks on Tosh.0 


Oh, but this reminds me today at work one of my male co-workers got a April prank from his wife pretty bad. She called up from home and said she was pregnant!  He said he almost had a heartattack
 

[marleycake]

Too much bate 


I got pranked for a minute when i found this article on my Facebook feed

http://aplus.com/a/ashton-kutcher-mila-kunis-that-70s-show-reunion

Then I realised it was from Ashton's fan page and not on FOX and a half a second I was like SHHIIT It's April the 1st 

[jackulator]

ahhh... jesus christ. for a second there I thought you were about to reveal that somehow you were heather/jean or something 

got me brah 

I forgot to pull one on someone... guess I'll have to wait 'til next year.

but uhh -- no one says, "April First Fool's Day!" -- so to me, that sort of means the entire month is up for grabs

so keep your ass peeled