haggar slacks suck

[jackulator]

I went to sal's boutique a few months ago trying to find khakis and slacks for work since we're not allowed to wear jeans...

got myself a nice selection of pants... but my favorite pair that I've worn pretty much every day for the last two months (I hand-wash my clothes every couple of days) --- when I went to get on my bike and ride home after work today the entire crotch ripped out... and since I go commando my ball-sack was stuck to my bicycle seat all the way to the beer store...

I got home, took the pants off and checked the label -- fuckin Haggar... the pantleg ripped on them when it got caught in the sprocket one day -- I thought it ripped a little too easy -- but this crotch rip --- obviously it means this particular pair of pants is destroyed, but between the leg, and now the crotch ripping so easily -- I can say unabashedly that haggar slacks ain't shit. they don't hold up.

so yeah. don't drop any cash on their pants. weak-ass cloth held together with weak-ass thread.

it's bullshit!!

[CallMeBronco]

nice. You could tell people that your just so large in the nether regions that it tor your pants 
The way the kids dress today you could just walk around like that and say it's the new style.

Reminds me of a Brian Posien joke; You know how ladies sometime wear those shirts that reveals a little bottom boob? I say guys; let's wear a high cut shorts; reveal a little bottom ball. 

One day my boss came into work then turned around and went back home. When he came back he explained that as soon as he stepped out of the car his pants ripped 

I've never heard of Haggar but this sal's boutique sounds interesting...