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« on: December 05, 2019, 01:08:20 pm »

The US is in desperate need of CHANGE - so come on, let's get Chinaman in the octal office!






Arguments for the Chinaman:

- he is a doctor, so he is very educated
- he hails from the beautiful island state of hah-why?, so he is eligible
- he trusts in law enforcement and the penal system
- he will fight scammers with all he's got
- he supports legalisation
- he takes excellent care of his teeth
- all other candidates are more or less communist, so how much worse can he be?


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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2019, 08:09:54 am »

Hi Stoneeh

He sounds like he would make a great soundboard, I bet he would annoy the scammers big time. I respect the doctor and he must take good care of his teeth, he's maybe eaten too many donuts like myself which is not too good. Interestingly you have the Caribbean cruise line there in the links which does seem to appear to be heading in that scam direction. It just all seems too good to be true, a free cruise but you have to pay for the tax then there's probably going to be more hidden costs along the way. Also when they phone you up for the first time they make it sound as if you have won the cruise.

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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2019, 11:04:55 am »

Yes he would make a great soundboard grams. Too bad he's just your average real doctor - saving lives, fixing teeth, and fighting scammers on his free time.

Afaik the Carribean Cruise Lines offer you real crappy trips with sales pitches attached. Most of the participants let themselves be pressured into buying something. Or sometimes they will just charge your credit card and then cancel the cruise, and you have to really go after them to get your money back. So yes, it's basically a scam, although maybe not by the strictest definition of the law.. which is why they can continue to operate their "business".
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2019, 12:00:40 pm »

Give me citizenship and ye got my vote boii 🙏🍻🥃 grin
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 05:27:59 am »

The Chinaman lives on, in our hearts.

He's out there, betting on some underground kumite in the back alleys of Shanghai.
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2023, 02:15:51 am »

Now more relevant than ever.
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